Episode 16: Monday, February 13, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 016

In this episode:

  • PoopReport (www.poopreport.com),
  • “Witness Protection Program” by DJ Boris Yeltsin,
  • Dance Dance Revolution being used in West Virginia schools to combat childhood obesity,
  • World Class Track Meet and the Power Pad for the Nintendo Entertainment System,
  • two-base kickball,
  • silent ball,
  • a get-rich-quick scheme (capture Osama bin Laden),
  • Hamas,
  • jigsaw puzzles,
  • our psychotic seventh grade science teacher,
  • wine and beer being served at Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre,
  • and Weird Paul Petroskey (www.weirdpaulmusic.com).

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3 Replies to “Episode 16: Monday, February 13, 2006”

  1. I’ve gone to the website and ordered the thong. The poop is on the wrong side.

    Ah, Silent ball! an old favorite … like the wooden bicycle.

    When you told me about it a few years ago…I couldn’t believe it existed, not only because of the cruelty and insanity of it.. I didn’t think public school teachers could be that smart… it’s diabolically clever.

    Sometimes when Veronica is bored I tell her I’ve made up a new game called “Silent Washing the Dishes.” Whoever complains first loses.

  2. well, looks like dj boris yeltsin is coming for casanova fly and melle mel. rob… i mean… boris sounds like a young adam sandler during spitting those rhymes. the ‘track and field’ arcade machine in the early ’80s was usually the most beat up in my part of the world; as kids we developed a way to press the action buttons faster by holding a coin between our knuckles and flicking or rubbing between both buttons – there were groove marks where we wore the buttons away. no breaking a sweat for us! but the arcade still let us in.

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