Sammy Sosa is the new Michael Jackson

Sammy Sosa…

  • Said he didn’t take steroids. He did.
  • Said he couldn’t speak English when asked questions by Congress. He can.
  • Said the corked illegal bat wasn’t his. It was.
  • Now says he turned white because of a skin rejuvenation treatment????

Good Grief.

3 Replies to “Sammy Sosa is the new Michael Jackson”

  1. Wow, within one year, Sosa went from being a pretty normal looking guy to a deformed Eddie Munster.

    Maybe the ghost of Michael Jackson possessed him.

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