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The Paunch Stevenson Show losers@paunchstevenson.com clean http://www.paunchstevenson.com/images/ps-show-144x144.jpg http://www.paunchstevenson.com Comedy losers@paunchstevenson.com losers@paunchstevenson.com Sun, 04 May 2008 20:05:00 GMT We interview Ted Danson and Ed Begley, Jr. at the Global Green Expo 2008 in Jersey City, NJ! In this episode: TV newscasters (Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, and Peter Jennings), Pat O'Brien, the PSEG Global Green Expo 2008, a summary of Ted Danson's keynote speech, Oceana (www.oceana.org), ocean trolling, fish contaminated with mercury, fake Duracell batteries, the pointlessness of autographs, our interview with Ted Danson, the Paunch bad luck, Ed Begley Jr. (www.edbegley.com), a raw sewage backup in Greg's basement, our interview with Ed Begley Jr., Fixing the Planet (www.fixingtheplanet.com), The Paunch Stevenson Show All-Stars, a summary of Ed Begley Jr.'s keynote speech, recycling and simplifying our lives, consumerism, Rob's computer mouse problem, gardening, standby power, reusing grocery bags, the lack of environmentalism in TV shows and movies, and Autograph magazine's list of the best and worst Hollywood autograph signers. 59 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Sun, 04 May 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/05/04/episode-101/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/05/04/episode-101/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/05/04/episode-101/#comments Episodes 59:00 Ted, Danson, Ed, Begley, Global, Green, Expo, environment, activism, conservation, interview, warming As promised at the end of episode 101, here is Ed Begley, Jr.'s full keynote speech (4/27/08, great sound quality) and a portion of Ted Danson's (4/26/08, decent sound quality) from the PSEG Global Green Expo 2008 in Jersey City, NJ. 75 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Sun, 04 May 2008 05:05:00 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/05/04/ed-begley-and-ted-danson-global-green-expo-2008-keynote-speeches/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/05/04/ed-begley-and-ted-danson-global-green-expo-2008-keynote-speeches/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/05/04/ed-begley-and-ted-danson-global-green-expo-2008-keynote-speeches/#comments Bonus 75:00 Ted, Danson, Ed, Begley, Global, Green, Expo, environment, activism, conservation, interview, warming Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza! In this episode: Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments), the dueling Dr. Phils' new album, a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two), Louie Anderson's new hit single, another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure), What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow), and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, "The Macho Man" Randy Savage, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy. 45 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/04/15/episode-100/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/04/15/episode-100/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/04/15/episode-100/#comments Episodes 45:00 comedy, improv, Moses, Dr., Phil, President, debate, Randy, Savage, music, science, physics Our trip to Houlihan's in NJ with special guest Dennis in CA! In this episode: dealing with ridiculous customers at former jobs, PSEG's upcoming Global Green Expo 2008 featuring Ted Danson and Ed Begley Jr. (www.nj.com/globalgreen), a truck accident in California releasing eight million bees onto the highway, The Swarm (1978), meeting Dennis at the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com), Thai-style calamari at Houlihan's in NJ, the North Carolina Tar Heels, Esteban in South Dakota (pleasesavemerobots.blogspot.com), a guy in Texas who accidentally received Rob's UPS package instead of the robot he ordered, Bicentennial Man (1999) starring Robin Williams, Will Ferrell, Be Kind Rewind (2008) starring Jack Black, Definitely, Maybe (2008) starring Ryan Reynolds, Explorers (1985) starring Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix, celebrity deaths (Arthur C. Clarke), Patrick Swayze's pancreatic cancer, After Hours (1985) starring Griffin Dunne, GameStop's midnight release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, moronic families on Family Feud, Tom Selleck as Indiana Jones, Epic Movie (2007), and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank phone calls. 60 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 25 Mar 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/03/25/episode-99/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/03/25/episode-99/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/03/25/episode-99/#comments Episodes 60:00 video, games, Super, Smash, Bros, Brawl, movies, Aerosmith, Patrick, Swayze, Nintendo, Wii In this episode: the 3rd Space Vest by TN Games, Halo 3 replica weapons by Jasman Toys, auto racing school, voice chat in online multiplayer video games, micropayments, Nintendo Wii points, a listener review on the iTunes Store by Brian in NJ, getting Dennis in CA on the show, Transformers (2007) vs. Masters of the Universe (1987), the new Verizon FiOS commercial featuring Michael Bay, and The Last Starfighter (1984) starring Lance Guest. 33 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/03/10/episode-98/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/03/10/episode-98/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/03/10/episode-98/#comments Episodes 33:00 Halo, 3, video, games, multiplayer, Nintendo, Wii, movies, Transformers, Last, Starfighter In this episode: World of Warcraft causing divorces, the pointlessness of massively multiplayer online games, an old guy displaying baseball cards and comic books at Dunkin' Donuts, the rise and fall of the sports card industry, Beckett and Tuff Stuff price guides, a box of blank Elvis cards, non-sports cards (Valiant Comics, The Transformers, Nintendo, Donkey Kong, etc.), a useless cable box, and horrible Comcast customer service. 29 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/29/episode-97/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/29/episode-97/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/29/episode-97/#comments Episodes 29:00 world, of, warcraft, divorce, video, games, sports, cards, comcast, cable, customer, service In this episode: the end of the Writers Guild of America strike, technical difficulties while recording last week, an old VCR with instructions on a VHS tape, our video tour of the Fun N Games arcade a week before it shut down, new listeners (Manny the Mailman and Neal from www.intoyourhead.com), new comments by Esteban (Iron Man, War Machine, and stupid sizes of Star Wars toys), the upcoming movie G.I. Joe (2009) starring Dennis Quaid and Marlon Wayans, The 7th Portal and Stan Lee's bankruptcy in 2001, Ringo Starr starring in Stan Lee's new superhero show, the most useless object a Transformer could change into, celebrity deaths (Roy Scheider), celebrities' real names, and Dirty Work (1998) starring Norm MacDonald, Artie Lange, and Jack Warden. 44 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/18/episode-96/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/18/episode-96/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/18/episode-96/#comments Episodes 44:00 g.i., joe, movie, stan, lee, ringo, starr, writers, strike, transformers, star, wars In this episode: a friend trying to cash in comic books, the Close Encounters of the Third Kind 30th Anniversary Ultimate Edition DVD boxed set, XM Satellite Radio, the upcoming movie Iron Man (2008) starring Robert Downey Jr. and Samuel L. Jackson, the speeds of various animals, Hot to Trot (1988) starring Bobcat Goldthwait and John Candy, old cartoons and TV shows on In2TV AOL Television for free (www.in2tv.com), Ed O'Neill as the 1-800-COLLECT Phone Patrol, Louie Anderson, and the boring second host of The Weakest Link George Gray. 32 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/01/episode-95/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/01/episode-95/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/02/01/episode-95/#comments Episodes 32:00 comic, books, xm, radio, iron, man, animals, aol, tv, shows, louie, anderson In this episode: celebrity deaths (The Fabulous Moolah and Evel Knievel, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), Deck the Halls (2008) starring Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick, Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez, bad new reality shows (Clash of the Choirs and American Gladiators), Pros vs. Joes, Greg's recent DVD purchases at Costco (The X-Files: The Ultimate Collection, The Karate Kid Collection, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3-Pak, etc.), Platoon (1986) incorrectly listed as Hot Shots! (1991) on the digital cable guide, stupid customer reviews on Amazon.com, The Three Stooges 75th Anniversary Collection DVD reissue, and lame DVD special features. 32 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/01/22/episode-94/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/01/22/episode-94/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/01/22/episode-94/#comments Episodes 32:00 celebrity, deaths, christmas, movies, reality, shows, dvd, costco, three, stooges, special, features We're back! In this episode: bidding on old video games on eBay.com, the San Francisco Rush series, Sega in the 1990s (the Genesis, Sega CD, 32X, etc.), the pronunciation of Uranus, giant camcorders in the 1980s, tiny new digital camcorders, longer episodes of The Paunch Stevenson Show, the unreliability of 5.25" floppy disks, old video game controllers with telephone keypads on them, the Coleco Telstar Arcade from 1977, light guns (the NES Zapper, Wii Zapper, SNES Super Scope, and Genesis Menacer), the Sega Activator, deceptive toy commercials, pointless toys (Shrinky Dinks, Lite-Brite, wrestling figures, etc.), creative toys (the Etch A Sketch Animator and the Fisher-Price PXL-2000), live action role-playing (G.I. Joe, The Transformers, etc.), our review of Incredible Change-Bots by Jeffrey Brown (2007), shopworn books at Barnes and Noble, The Dark Knight (2008) trailer, the Rambo (2008) trailer, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007), the upcoming movie Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins (2009), Still Crazy (1998) starring Billy Connolly and Bill Nighy, Read-Along Adventures (www.readalongadventures.com), the Lame Idiot of 2007 (Michael Bay), and director Uwe Boll. 110.5 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/01/14/episode-93/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/01/14/episode-93/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2008/01/14/episode-93/#comments Episodes 1:50:26 video, games, sega, genesis, toys, 1980s, commercials, movies, transformers, terminator, uwe, boll We talk with special guest Jonald Reyes, director of the documentary film That Asian Thing (www.thatasianthing.com)! In this episode: the documentary film That Asian Thing by Jonald Reyes (www.thatasianthing.com), Asian-American celebrities (George Takei, Tiger Woods, Lucy Liu, Bobby Lee, Dat Phan, Rex Navarrete, James Iha, etc.), Margaret Cho's TV show All-American Girl, Celebrity Boxing, Pat Smear, the Nirvana: Unplugged In New York DVD, Super Bowl XLI, William Hung, Fisher Stevens playing an Indian character in Short Circuit (1986), the upcoming movie Rambo (2008) starring Sylvester Stallone, Timecode (2000) starring Salma Hayek, the Independent Film Channel's version of Pulp Fiction (1994) starring John Travolta, Second City and Keegan Michael Key, Jonald's parents, the Filipino delicacy balut, professional boxing, Belleville, NJ, My Chemical Romance, Belleville High School, Ronald McDonald, old typewriters, the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China, celebrity sightings (John Cusack and Amy Poehler), the New Monkees, and the purpose of joining the Boy Scouts of America. 60 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/12/10/episode-92/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/12/10/episode-92/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/12/10/episode-92/#comments Episodes 60:00 jonald, reyes, that, asian, thing, documentary, film, chicago, il, belleville, nj, indian The Paunch Stevenson Show trip to the Fun N Games arcade! In this episode: driving through Newark, NJ, while listening to William Shatner's music, a Larry David moment on the PATH, old handicapped drivers on the highway, the Curb Your Enthusiasm season finale, our Larry David and Jeff Greene impersonations, our visit to the Fun N Games arcade at Willowbrook Mall in Wayne, NJ, before it shut down, the upcoming video game Ghostbusters III, Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre, children's birthday parties at McDonald's and Burger King, the Treasure Troll doll fad in the early 1990s, Elmo, Teddy Ruxpin, The Secret City Adventures starring Commander Mark, Shirt Tales and The Smurfs, the abundance of karate schools in Belleville, NJ, the Biography channel, Rickel Home Centers, Home Depot, stupid job interviewers, employment agencies, the current season of Saturday Night Live only lasting four episodes, and the Broadway stagehand strike. 45 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/19/episode-91/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/19/episode-91/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/19/episode-91/#comments Episodes 45:00 belleville, wayne, nj, commander, mark, fun, n, games, arcade, video, willowbrook, mall We talk with special guest Frank Edward Nora from The Overnightscape podcast (www.theovernightscape.com)! In this episode: the end of analog broadcast TV on February 17, 2009, 2008 U.S. Presidential candidate Ron Paul, the Republican Party's obsession with terrorism, $100 per barrel of oil, 24 minute podcast episodes, old 74 minute CD-R discs, transferring old VHS video tapes to DVDs, the ridiculous Beanie Babies fad in the late 1990s, storing photos, history in the future, albums being released on USB flash drives in England, iTunes digital release cards at Starbucks, the loudness war and horrible audio CD mastering, a get-rich-quick scheme for record companies, the Fun N Games arcade in Willowbrook Mall in Wayne, NJ, shutting down, Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator (MAME) computer software, the video game Red Earth (known as Warzard in Japan) by Capcom, reading bad novels in high school (The Good Earth, The Chocolate War, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, etc.), David Copperfield's current FBI investigation, Frank's review of Bee Movie (2007) starring Jerry Seinfeld, the Writers Guild of America strike, Late Show with David Letterman, TV interviews via satellite, Heroes season 2, the online video revolution, podcasting and online audio, Frank's attempt at a premium podcast (Anything But Monday), and Frank's upcoming secret project. 64 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/12/episode-90/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/12/episode-90/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/12/episode-90/#comments Episodes 64:00 frank, edward, nora, overnightscape, podcast, online, video, bee, movie, review, beanie, babies The Paunch Stevenson Show two-year anniversary special, part two! In this episode: placing radiators next to windows, traffic cops vs. traffic lights, terrible movie remakes (The Dukes of Hazzard and Bad News Bears), the new Fred Claus (2007) commercial, a Led Zeppelin update, insane Hannah Montana concert ticket prices, Marked for Death (1990) starring Steven Seagal and Keith David, an embarrassing Van Halen performance in Greensboro, NC, celebrity sightings (Patton Oswalt and Ron Wood), celebrity deaths (Joey Bishop and Robert Goulet, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), the current top ten movies at the box office, baseball (the Los Angeles Dodgers, Tommy Lasorda, Joe Torre, Don Mattingly, the Boston Red Sox, Mike Piazza, etc.), an Eliza Dushku update (Dollhouse), Dark City (1998) starring Rufus Sewell and William Hurt, Alien Nation, the Writers Guild of America strike, Jack Palance audio clips, the Fun N Games arcade in Willowbrook Mall in Wayne, NJ, shutting down, old video game console prices vs. old computer prices, various horror movies, women's Halloween costumes, a Britney Spears and Kevin Federline update, Duane "Dog" Chapman's racial slur, commercials on the Game Show Network, restless legs syndrome, and Mirapex side effects. Happy birthday to Adam in SC! 64 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/05/episode-89/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/05/episode-89/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/11/05/episode-89/#comments Episodes 64:00 fred, claus, horror, movies, jack, palance, eliza, dushku, baseball, arcade, willowbrook, mirapex The Paunch Stevenson Show two-year anniversary special, part one! In this episode: the current top ten movies at the box office, Jack Palance and Ripley's Believe It or Not!, David Hasselhoff starring in an upcoming Anaconda sequel, the upcoming movie I Am Legend (2007) starring Will Smith, The Omega Man (1971) starring Charlton Heston, the upcoming movie Fred Claus (2007) starring Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti, the onslaught of Bee Movie commercials, microfiche and microfilm, the Belleville Public Library in Belleville, NJ, in the 1990s, the Dewey Decimal System, horribly outdated computers in school, Belleville High School's CAD class, an old pen plotter from the 1970s, the uselessness of old computers, fanfold printer paper, Macintosh vs. PC prices, old computer gimmicks (RAM Doubler, Stacker, etc.), old internet service providers (Prodigy, Compuserve, etc.), and receiving free AOL discs in the mail. 58 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/29/episode-88/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/29/episode-88/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/29/episode-88/#comments Episodes 58:00 jack, palance, i, am, legend, computers, microfiche, belleville, public, library, nj, aol In this episode: Crocs plastic beach clogs getting stuck in escalators, O.J. Simpson's arrest for robbery on September 16, 2007, sports card store customers vs. video game store customers vs. comic book store customers, the upcoming Led Zeppelin reunion in London on November 26, 2007, Van Halen, the season premiere of Heroes, NBC's upcoming remake of the Knight Rider TV series, Turbo Teen, Cavemen on ABC, celebrity deaths (Luciano Pavarotti, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), Saved by the Bell: The College Years, different colored jeans, and Screech. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/23/episode-87/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/23/episode-87/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/23/episode-87/#comments Episodes 24:00 Crocs, O.J., Simpson, Led, Zeppelin, reunion, Heroes, Knight, Rider, Turbo, Teen, Cavemen In this episode: Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (1980, 2006) on DVD, Highlander: The Source (2007) starring Adrian Paul, director Brett Leonard and his horrible movies, The Lawnmower Man (1992) starring Pierce Brosnan, bad computer graphics, Virtuosity (1995) starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous (1998), Bloodfist VII: Manhunt (1995) starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Cobra (1986) starring Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal breaking Sean Connery's wrist, Imus Ranch salsa, and the Apple iPhone price cut. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/15/episode-86/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/15/episode-86/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/15/episode-86/#comments Episodes 24:00 Charles, in, Charge, Transformers, movie, IMAX, Voltron, DVD, William, Shatner, chain, letter In this episode: custom ring-back tones, Arbor Day, the JumpSnap ropeless jump rope, the U-Force by Broderbund, legal action against the Chi Iota Colony fraternity for refusing to let a woman join, the upcoming Charles in Charge season 2 DVD boxed set, the upcoming movie Transformers 2 (2009), Transformers (2007) released in IMAX with two bonus minutes of footage, the cartoon series Voltron: Defender of the Universe, the Voltron: Revelations DVD, a get-rich-quick scheme, William Shatner narrating audio books, and chain letters. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/01/episode-85/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/01/episode-85/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/10/01/episode-85/#comments Episodes 24:00 Charles, in, Charge, Transformers, movie, IMAX, Voltron, DVD, William, Shatner, chain, letter In this episode: the upcoming The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones DVD boxed sets, Halloween (2007) starring Malcolm McDowell, The Invasion (2007) starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig, Cindy Crawford, movie commercials, Michael Jackson, Louie Anderson's DVD commentary, SpaghettiOs, Campbell's microwavable soups, director Andrew Davis, a white Sammy Davis, Jr., Alan Alda, and Michael Douglas. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/09/24/episode-84/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/09/24/episode-84/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/09/24/episode-84/#comments Episodes 24:00 Young, Indiana, Jones, DVD, Halloween, movie, Michael, Jackson, Louie, Anderson, Andrew, Davis In this episode: Michael Vick's suspension from the NFL due to dog fighting, chewed up Michael Vick football cards being auctioned off on eBay for $7,400, a get-rich-quick scheme, Owen Wilson's suicide attempt, Nicole Richie spending 82 minutes in jail for drunk driving, young celebrities behaving badly, Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO, celebrity deaths (Richard Jewell, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), insane media coverage (the O.J. Simpson murder trial, Baby Jessica, and the Centennial Olympic Park bombing), Jack Nicholson, New Jersey's geography, Hot Rod (2007) starring Andy Samberg, the Nintendo Wii and the Sony PlayStation 3, and Immortality Devices by Alex Chiu (www.alexchiu.com). 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/09/10/episode-83/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/09/10/episode-83/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/09/10/episode-83/#comments Episodes 24:00 Michael, Vick, Owen, Wilson, Nicole, Richie, Richard, Jewell, Baby, Jessica, Nintendo, Wii In this episode: Chasing Ghosts: Beyond the Arcade (2007) starring Billy Mitchell and Walter Day, season two of Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee, celebrity deaths (Merv Griffin, Phil Rizzuto, and wrestler Brian "Crush" Adams, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), Dave Chappelle vs. David LaChapelle, the upcoming sitcom Cavemen, The Two Coreys starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, George Lucas and the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, The Singing Bee and Don't Forget the Lyrics!, the upcoming cartoon Transformers: Animated, and an argument. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/27/episode-82/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/27/episode-82/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/27/episode-82/#comments Episodes 24:00 Billy, Mitchell, superhero, Stan, Lee, celebrity, deaths, Phil, Rizzuto, Indiana, Jones, Transformers In this episode: Above the Law (1988) starring Steven Seagal and Pam Grier, Steven Seagal's claims that false FBI allegations ruined his career, another stupid style (suits with shorts), the Angry Video Game Nerd on The Opie and Anthony Show, the animal hunting computer game fad (Deer Hunter, Cabela's Big Game Hunter, Cow Hunter, etc.), Microsoft spending $1 billion on Xbox 360 repairs, broken Sony PlayStation consoles, listener comments from Dennis in NC, and our movie review of The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) starring Steve Wiebe and Billy Mitchell. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/20/episode-81/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/20/episode-81/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/20/episode-81/#comments Episodes 24:00 Steven, Seagal, FBI, Donkey, Kong, King, movie, review, Steve, Wiebe, Billy, Mitchell In this episode: an Eliza Dushku update (Tru Calling and Nurses), Side Order of Life starring Jason Priestley, Beavis and Butt-Head, Vanilla Ice destroying an MTV studio in 1999, the constant barrage of lists on TV and in magazines, That's My Bush! on Comedy Central, South Park, The Sopranos series finale, celebrity deaths (Tammy Faye Bakker, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), What Ever Happened To? (Larry Wilcox), the upcoming movie CHiPs (2009) starring Wilmer Valderrama, the upcoming movie The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) starring Billy Mitchell, Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, NJ, www.simpsonizeme.com and www.simpsonsmovie.com, and Robot Chicken. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/13/episode-80/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/13/episode-80/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/13/episode-80/#comments Episodes 24:00 Eliza, Dushku, South, Park, Cartman, Chips, Donkey, Kong, movie, Billy, Mitchell, Simpsons In this episode: our review of The Simpsons Movie (2007), bad animation in early episodes of The Simpsons, getting in trouble for wearing Simpsons T-shirts to school in 1989 and 1990, the shift in main character from Bart to Homer, TV shows Rob wants on DVD (Family Matters, Charles in Charge season 2, and Get a Life), the Paunch luck (Frank Welker and Harry Shearer), British humor, the upcoming movie Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007) starring Rowan Atkinson, Jason Lee as the voice of Underdog, The Old Jingle of the Episode ("Talking Softball" by Terry Cashman, from "Homer at the Bat"), Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron's career home run record of 755, celebrity deaths (Tom Snyder and Bill Walsh, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), gigantic wooden console TVs, Suburban Cablevision's wooden remote control in the 1980s, and Joe Montana. 30 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/06/episode-79/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/06/episode-79/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/08/06/episode-79/#comments Episodes 30:00 Simpsons, Bart, Homer, movie, review, baseball, celebrity, deaths, Tom, Snyder, tv In this episode: popular movie series Rob hasn't seen, the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, the rap version of "The Gambler" by Coolio and Kenny Rogers, the upcoming movie Star Trek (2008) starring Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner and Captain Kirk's death, Stan Lee, Lost in Space (1998) starring William Hurt and Matt LeBlanc, the upcoming movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) starring Jason Lee, Droopy, the upcoming movie Rush Hour 3 (2007) starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, and USA Network's Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Steven Seagal movie marathon. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/30/episode-78/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/30/episode-78/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/30/episode-78/#comments Episodes 24:00 Indiana, Jones, Star, Trek, William, Shatner, Leonard, Nimoy, Alvin, Chipmunks, Steven, Seagal The Paunch Stevenson Show trip to the video game store! In this episode: singing hobos in Newark, NJ, graffiti, memories of our horrible practice recordings in mid 2005, auto racing and kart racing, the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com), terrible Super Nintendo Entertainment System games (Street Combat, Batman Forever, Pit-Fighter, etc.), good Super Nintendo Entertainment System games (Super Punch-Out!!, Super Mario Kart, Joe and Mac, etc.), Data East, Bad Dudes inside a Rush 'n Attack cartridge, the trade-in value of Baseball for the Nintendo Entertainment System, the Kiss video game Kiss: Psycho Circus: The Nightmare Child, outlandish Transformers (2007) movie prop auctions on eBay, new reality TV shows (Hey Paula, Scott Baio Is 45...and Single, etc.), and Willie Aames. 30 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/23/episode-77/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/23/episode-77/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/23/episode-77/#comments Episodes 30:00 video, games, digital, press, nj, new, jersey, nes, snes, nintendo, transformers, ebay The Paunch Stevenson Show super mega movie review of Transformers! In this episode: our Transformers (2007) movie review with Adam in SC, the Transformers' lack of dialogue and personality, shaky camera work during battles, lengthy transformations, Hugo Weaving's lame Megatron voice, Darius McCrary as the voice of Jazz, the Allspark cube, eBay, the World Wide Web and Al Gore, Jon Voight's pronunciation of "robot," a list of movies that Transformers (2007) ripped off (They Live, Small Soldiers, Superman, AVP: Alien vs. Predator, Independence Day, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, etc.), the lack of machines in the 1930s, Kremzeek, the lack of the Transformers' backstory, the trailer for the upcoming untitled J.J. Abrams movie (2008), season two of Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee, our movie review of Live Free or Die Hard (2007) starring Bruce Willis and Justin Long, Herbie the Love Bug, the Transformers peeing and playing hide and seek, impressive fan CGI, and a line from The Transformers: The Movie (1986). 41 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/09/episode-76/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/09/episode-76/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/09/episode-76/#comments Episodes 41:00 Transformers, movie, review, Michael, Bay, Optimus, Prime, Megatron, Die, Hard, Bruce, Willis In this episode: a Sean Connery update, the Die Hard series of movies starring Bruce Willis, the Apple iPhone launch, a Transformers cosplay video on YouTube.com, a five foot tall Devastator by Shane (www.kingbotz.com), useless Japanese robots, anticipation for Transformers opening July 3, 2007, a listener's web site (pleasesavemerobots.blogspot.com by Esteban), celebrity deaths (Charles Nelson Reilly, Don Herbert, and Liz Claiborne, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), The Wizard (1989) starring Fred Savage and Christian Slater, The Vanishing (1993) starring Jeff Bridges and Kiefer Sutherland, What Ever Happened To? (Fred Savage and Ben Savage), and WWE wrestler Chris Benoit's steroid-induced murders and suicide. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/02/episode-75/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/02/episode-75/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/07/02/episode-75/#comments Episodes 24:00 Indiana, Jones, Apple, iPhone, cosplay, Transformers, movies, celebrity, deaths, Chris, Benoit, steroids In this episode: Steven Seagal's web site and music career (www.stevenseagal.com), his Lightning Bolt energy drink, "John Crow" by Jimmy Cliff and Steven Seagal from the Marked for Death (1990) soundtrack, the decline of rap music, Master P and WCW wrestling, "Be a Man" by "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Curt Hennig and the West Texas Rednecks, horrible quotes from Finding Forrester (2000) starring Sean Connery, and our review of the season finale of Heroes starring Milo Ventimiglia. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/06/26/episode-74/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/06/26/episode-74/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/06/26/episode-74/#comments Episodes 24:00 Steven, Seagal, rap, wrestling, Finding, Forrester, Sean, Connery, Heroes, season, finale, review In this episode: Carroll Shelby, Bill Cosby's Super Snake custom car and Tony Maxey's death, a new X-Files movie, the upcoming movie Star Trek (2008), various actors we'd prefer as the voice of Megatron in the upcoming movie Transformers (2007), the upcoming movie Pee-wee's Playhouse: The Movie (2009), Teen Wolf (1985) starring Michael J. Fox and Teen Wolf Too (1987) starring Jason Bateman, Steve Jobs buying Pixar from George Lucas in 1986, live-action G.I. Joe fan movies (Special Missions and Battle for the Serpent Stone), insane celebrities, the fall of Britney Spears, and a Kevin Federline update. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/06/11/episode-73/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/06/11/episode-73/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/06/11/episode-73/#comments Episodes 24:00 Star, Trek, Transformers, Megatron, Pee-wee, Herman, G.I., Joe, Britney, Spears, Kevin, Federline In this episode: our Spider-Man 3 (2007) movie review with live guest Adam in SC, Topher Grace as Venom, Stan Lee, this summer's blockbuster movies, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for Nintendo Wii, car alarms, Lloyd Scott's participation in the 2007 London Marathon dressed as Indiana Jones, a free online Flash video converter (www.vixy.net), meeting Elijah Wood on a subway platform in NYC, Michael Moore directing the upcoming movie The Hobbit (2009), "To Serve Man" (The Twilight Zone, 1962), The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) starring Leslie Nielsen and O.J. Simpson, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Dr Pepper commercial). 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 28 May 2007 05:05:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/28/episode-72/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/28/episode-72/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/28/episode-72/#comments Episodes 24:00 Spider-Man, 3, movie, review, Lloyd, Scott, Indiana, Jones, Twilight, Zone, Dr, Pepper In this episode: our interview with author and webmaster Dave Praeger in NYC, his new book Poop Culture (www.poopthebook.com), Starbucks, public bathrooms and automatic flush toilets, the upper class during the Victorian era, the ideology behind the flush toilet, cholera outbreaks, chamber pots and privies, the environmental impact of our current sewer system, creating energy from human waste, Dave's web site PoopReport (www.poopreport.com), his upcoming show The Tao of Poo on June 2, 2007, in Philadelphia, PA, and his article in The New York Times about recycling urine for use as fertilizer. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 21 May 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/21/episode-71/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/21/episode-71/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/21/episode-71/#comments Episodes 24:00 Dave, Praeger, Poop, Culture, book, interview, PoopReport, bathroom, toilet, urine, technology, environment In this episode: CBS firing Don Imus, Sinbad's rumored death, Dairy Queen's barbeque chicken sandwich, celebrity deaths (Anna Nicole Smith, Brad Delp, Richard Jeni, Kurt Vonnegut, Don Ho, Boris Yeltsin, and Bobby "Boris" Pickett), "Everybody's Laughing at Me" by DJ Boris Yeltsin featuring Mike Tyson, Nicholas Cage being swindled out of $300,000 by classic-car broker Peter Brotman, the new mineral jadarite nicknamed kryptonite, Jon Voight's fears of another terrorist attack, and John Travolta starring in the upcoming movie Hairspray (2007). 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com P.S. Don't miss episode 71 next week! We're interviewing Dave Praeger, webmaster of PoopReport (www.poopreport.com) and author of the new book Poop Culture (www.poopthebook.com). Mon, 14 May 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/14/episode-70/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/14/episode-70/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/14/episode-70/#comments Episodes 24:00 don, imus, fired, sinbad, celebrity, deaths, boris, yeltsin, nicholas, cage, cars, kryptonite In this episode: a "Rowdy" Roddy Piper update, They Live (1988) starring Roddy Piper and Keith David, John Carpenter, the upcoming Escape from New York (2009) remake, a Regis Philbin update, meeting Ron Carey from Barney Miller, a cool Nintendo T-shirt on nerdyshirts.com, Chuck Norris's response to Chuck Norris Facts, Hugo Weaving starring as the voice of Megatron in the upcoming movie Transformers (2007), Peter Cullen and Frank Welker performing the voices in Activision's upcoming video game Transformers: The Game, Alec Baldwin's insane voice mail message to his daughter, and sneaker shopping. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 07 May 2007 05:01:02 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/07/episode-69/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/07/episode-69/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/05/07/episode-69/#comments Episodes 24:00 john, carpenter, chuck, norris, transformers, movie, hugo, weaving, frank, welker, alec, baldwin In this episode: another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (tension), the Lame Idiot of 2006 (Tom Cruise), Katie Holmes, the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight (2008) starring Christian Bale, Louie Anderson as the Penguin, Louie Anderson on The Weakest Link, Dr. Phil dancing on American Idol, the game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, Dr. Phil controversies, celebrities trying to play professional sports (Elisabeth Shue, Andrew Shue, Garth Brooks, etc.), Voltron sneakers (submitted by Dennis in NC), an Eliza Dushku update, and Rookie of the Year (1993) starring Thomas Ian Nicholas and Gary Busey. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:01:02 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/30/episode-68/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/30/episode-68/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/30/episode-68/#comments Episodes 24:00 julius, sumner, miller, physics, tom, cruise, batman, movie, dr., phil, eliza, dushku In this episode: George Lucas and the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, Frank Edward Nora and The Overnightscape (www.theovernightscape.com), our Paunch Stevenson Show listener drawing contest, Eddie Murphy playing multiple roles in movies, various Saturday Night Live casts, The Ladies Man (2000) starring Tim Meadows, Saved By the Bell and Saved By the Bell: The New Class, and Dennis Haskins' recent filmography. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/23/episode-67/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/23/episode-67/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/23/episode-67/#comments Episodes 24:00 indiana, jones, movie, eddie, murphy, saturday, night, live, saved, by, the, bell In this episode: Ninja Warrior on G4, the Double Dare obstacle course, Video Power hosted by Johnny Arcade, the Nickelodeon Super Toy Run, a get-rich-quick scheme (sue Toys "R" Us), Franklyn Pigott Jr. setting his house on fire trying to kill a bee, toxic squirrels in Ringwood, NJ, Ramapough Mountain Indians, a Michael Jackson update ($100,000 Beverly Hills pharmacy debt), Donald Trump's redevelopment of Atlantic City's Steel Pier, the Doomsday Clock, Stephen Hawking in outer space, the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest on KDND and Jennifer Strange's death, and our Nintendo Wii review. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/02/episode-66/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/02/episode-66/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/04/02/episode-66/#comments Episodes 24:00 ninja, warrior, double, dare, video, power, super, toy, run, michael, jackson, wii In this episode: seven kinds of close encounters in ufology, Prince performing at the Super Bowl, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) starring Mel Gibson and Tina Turner, going to an overcrowded movie theater, meeting Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) at an Irish restaurant in NYC, Dead Man on Campus (1998) starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Tom Everett Scott, a get-rich-quick scheme (hoarding bad DVDs), Eliza Dushku's African mask collection, and celebrity deaths (Peter Boyle and Joseph Barbera). 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:01:02 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/26/episode-65/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/26/episode-65/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/26/episode-65/#comments Episodes 24:00 ufology, dennis, haskins, mr., belding, eliza, dushku, celebrity, deaths, joseph, barbera, tv In this episode: The Old Jingle of the Episode (Filmation's Ghostbusters theme song), the Ghostbusters DVD boxed set, Rankin/Bass Productions, Podlinez (www.podlinez.com), "Melmac Girls" by Alf (1988 Burger King cardboard record), "McDonald's Menu Song" (1988 McDonald's flexi disc), strange cartoon show plots (The Transformers, G.I. Joe, etc.), Rip Torn's drunk driving arrest in NY, Dr. Phil and Bumfights producer Ty Beeson, and the judge TV show fad. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/19/episode-64/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/19/episode-64/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/19/episode-64/#comments Episodes 24:00 Filmation, Ghostbusters, Alf, Melmac, Girls, McDonald's, Rip, Torn, Dr., Phil, bumfights, TV In this episode: our interview with live guest Scott C. Clements in Toronto, his movie serial The Scarlet Avenger (www.youtube.com/sclements75), Apple Final Cut Pro, Sam Raimi, special effects on a limited budget, masked villains, Spy Smasher (1942) by Republic Pictures, Cinemaware's 1988 video game Rocket Ranger, George Lucas and the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, Silent Hill (2006) starring Radha Mitchell, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! closing theme "Do the Mario"). 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/12/episode-63/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/12/episode-63/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/12/episode-63/#comments Episodes 24:00 Scott, Clements, Scarlet, Avenger, Final, Cut, Pro, Indiana, Jones, Silent, Hill, interview In this episode: our Ghost Rider (2007) movie review with live guest Adam in SC, Stan Lee's cameo on Heroes, the upcoming movie Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) starring Laurence Fishburne and Jessica Alba, Stephen Hawking's comments regarding the future of humanity, Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd, Spaced Out: The Very Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner, William Shatner's performance of "Rocket Man" at the 1978 Science Fiction Film Awards, The Blanks performing the Charles in Charge theme song (www.theblankswebsite.com), and The Top Ten Things I'm not Looking Forward to about Winter. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 5 Mar 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/05/episode-62/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/05/episode-62/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/03/05/episode-62/#comments Episodes 24:00 Ghost, Rider, Heroes, Stephen, Hawking, William, Shatner, Rocket, Man, Charles, in, Charge In this episode: our movie review of Rocky Balboa (2006) starring Sylvester Stallone and Milo Ventimiglia, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, complicated sports video games, the Ghost Rider (2007) trailer, Nicholas Cage as Liberace, Pan's Labyrinth (2006) starring Ivana Baquero and Sergi Lopez, musicians acting in movies, Steven Seagal starring in movies with rappers, Out for Justice (1991) starring Steven Seagal and William Forsythe, What Ever Happened To? (Joey Lawrence), Jerry Springer on Dancing with the Stars, the upcoming movie Under Siege 3: Space Station, Scarred City (1998) starring Stephen Baldwin and Tia Carrere, and Time Cube (www.timecube.com). 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 26 Feb 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/26/episode-61/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/26/episode-61/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/26/episode-61/#comments Episodes 24:00 Rocky, Balboa, Punch-Out!!, Nicholas, Cage, Steven, Seagal, Under, Siege, Stephen, Baldwin, movies In this episode: eBay.com banning the sale of video game characters and virtual items, foreign video game slaves, Osama bin Laden's attraction to Whitney Houston, Sony's staged PlayStation 3 attacks, Morgan Conatser's attempt to steal a guitar in his pants, a prank involving motor oil in Bradley McManomy's peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Casino Royale (2006) starring Daniel Craig and Eva Green, the original Casino Royale (1967) starring Peter Sellers and Woody Allen, TV Land's 100 greatest TV quotes and catchphrases, Family Feud, and getting guests on the show. 24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/19/episode-60/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/19/episode-60/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/19/episode-60/#comments Episodes 24:00 Sony, PlayStation, 3, Casino, Royale, Woody, Allen, TV, Land, catchphrases, impersonations, impressions In this episode: getting sponsors for the show, a My Chemical Romance update, Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad campaign causing a panic in Boston, MA, more goofy WWF wrestler gimmicks (Reverend Slick, Doink the Clown, etc.), poorly compressed video on Time Warner Digital Cable, HBO, cartoon shows on Boomerang, repetitive radio stations, Nintendo sneakers by Run Athletics (www.myspace.com/runathletics), the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, TheRaider.net, and the Family Feud video game starring Louie Anderson. Happy birthday to Johnilyn in SC! 33 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 5 Feb 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/05/episode-59/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/05/episode-59/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/02/05/episode-59/#comments Episodes 33:00 My, Chemical, Romance, Aqua, Teen, Hunger, Force, Boston, WWF, cartoons, Louie, Anderson In this episode: returning from a month-long break, frustrating computer upgrades, Gateway's decline in popularity, Al Gore, the virtual psychiatrist Dr. Sbaitso, Sega's 1990 video game Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, a celebrity cannibal in Japan (Issei Sagawa), celebrity deaths (James Brown, Gerald Ford, Saddam Hussein, Benny Parsons, Ron Carey, and Bam Bam Bigelow), Abe Vigoda, Hulk Hogan's age, "The Genius" Lanny Poffo, and DVD movies (easter eggs, lame special features, and double-dipping). 32 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/01/29/episode-58/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/01/29/episode-58/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/01/29/episode-58/#comments Episodes 32:00 Gateway, Dr., Sbaitso, Michael, Jackson, Moonwalker, celebrity, deaths, James, Brown, WWF, DVD In this episode: "We Are the World" by USA for Africa, Taxi (2004) starring Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah, bad Saturday Night Live movies (A Night at the Roxbury, The Ladies Man, etc.), Christmas movies (The Year Without a Santa Claus remake starring John Goodman, Home Alone, A Christmas Story, Santa Claus: The Movie, Babes in Toyland, White Christmas, etc.), the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, the impressive annual Christmas display in a backyard in Belleville, NJ, robots, the annual Christmas display at Fountains of Wayne in Wayne, NJ (www.fountainsofwaynenj.com), Fairfield Garden Center's annual Christmas Ice Caverns display in Fairfield, NJ (www.fairfieldgardencenter.com), and a look back at last year's Paunch Stevenson Show Christmas episode. Happy holidays! 28 minutes - paunchstevenson.com Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:01:01 GMT http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/12/25/episode-57/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/12/25/episode-57/ http://paunchstevenson.com/2007/12/25/episode-57/#comments Episodes 28:00 Christmas, movies, Belleville, NJ, New, Jersey, Fountains, of, Wayne, Ice, Caverns, robots Greg and Rob discuss: The Transformers The Movie 20th Anniversary DVD review, celebrity deaths (Ed Bradley, Jack Palance, Joseph Ungaro, and Robert Altman), Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's divorce, WWE wrestling, a George Lucas update, the upcoming movie The Dirt starring Christopher Walken as Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Maher's Crocodile Hunter Halloween costume, Vince McMahon, Star Wars fans, Neil Patrick Harris, Daniel Baldwin's recent crimes, the annual turkey-eating contest at Artie's Deli in NY, and Dr. Phil. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:59:33 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Professional video gamers and Major League Gaming (www.mlgpro.com), Burger King video games for Microsoft Xbox, Sony PlayStation 3 launch day scams, Nintendo Wii bundles, bleem!, the hypocrisy of Apple lovers installing Microsoft Windows on their new Macintosh computers, elevator common sense, the Power Glove by Mattel and other useless gimmick toys, Tyco slot cars, and Tom Cruise's auto racing career. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:59:33 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: John Travolta, David Letterman's hair, bad late night talk shows (Last Call with Carson Daly, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel Live), Adam Carolla, CSI: Miami starring David Caruso, the upcoming movie Rocky Balboa, Dr. Phil, the 1990's talk show fad, old shows on Fox (Roc, The X-Files, The Lone Gunman, etc.), Andy Richter and his upcoming show Andy Barker P.I., Superman Returns, and 3-D movies. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 4 Dec 2006 12:59:33 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Kevin Federline's album Playing with Fire and his upcoming book, Space Farms Zoo and Museum in NJ (www.spacefarms.com), bad Christmas movies (The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause and Jack Frost), Martin Short, America's Funniest Home Videos, ALF, "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy (1968), Robert Wagner, Natalie Wood's death, Christopher Walken, and Robert Vaughn. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Tower Records going out of business, Mister T on Cartoon Network at 5:30 a.m., old cartoons gone from TV, Bill Cosby and The Little Rascals, the urban legends reference page (snopes.com), Star Wars Transformers, U.S. postage stamps featuring Jimmy Stewart in 2007, a get-rich-quick scheme (lintless tissues), an out-of-shape man with Spider-Man body paint, disgusting breakfast cereals (Mr. T Cereal, Nintendo Cereal System, Ice Cream Cones, Cookie Crisp, Cap'n Crunch, Reese's Puffs, etc.), and SpaghettiOs. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Election Day in the U.S., a voice mail from Joe Piscopo, Carrot Top, car horns and alarms, the Casino Royale trailer, Atari 2600 video games (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Riddle of the Sphinx, etc.), the Atari 7800, cartridges vs. CD's, Larry King interviewing a George W. Bush impersonator, Tom Cruise as the head of United Artists, Heaven's Gate starring Kris Kristofferson, movie rolls that actors have turned down (notstarring.com), Christopher Walken as Han Solo, and Puff Daddy as James Bond 007. Happy birthday to Adam in SC! 26 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 6 Nov 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The Paunch Stevenson Show 50th episode and one year anniversary special recorded live with an audience, George W. Bush and outer space weapons, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, What Ever Happened To? (Lenny Kravitz), the upcoming Star Trek XI movie featuring Tom Cruise (www.trekweb.com), the new album by Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs (Under the Covers Vol. 1), sports team logos on coffins (www.eternalimage.net), Don Francis's stolen tricycle, children's body odor, the Eighth Wonder of the World, the 1969 Moon landing, S.E.P.P.O., and Michael Jackson. 25 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Disgusting Halloween candy (candy corn, Mary Jane, etc.), trick-or-treating, people decorating for holidays too early, Lord Greylock, Help Me Help You starring Ted Danson, the current Volkswagen Jetta commercials, pizza commercials, trans-fatty acids, stupid styles (tattoos and piercings), the upcoming documentary That Asian Thing by Jonald Reyes (www.thatasianthing.com), a get-rich-quick scheme (celebrity decoys), Christian Slater, unrealistic action shows (The A-Team, G.I. Joe, The Dukes of Hazzard, etc.), and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Electric Company theme song). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Greg's bad luck recording Star Trek, The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang cartoon, The Gary Coleman Show cartoon, George Carlin's HBO special Life Is Worth Losing, bad NFL football highlight shows, Tony Danza and his wife, Keith Richards in Pirates of the Caribbean, David Beckham and Tom Cruise, I Pity the Fool starring Mr. T, a Robin Williams update, and The Honeybuns performing "I Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi (I Like You Very Much)" at the Benefit Concert for Rita Project in NYC on 10/4/06. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 9 Oct 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The Angry Nintendo Nerd on YouTube.com, rehashed sports video games, Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner, the 40th anniversary of Star Trek and digitally remastered episodes on NBC, the original theatrical versions of Star Wars on DVD, the upcoming The Transformers: The Movie remastered DVD with special features, Hung Electric's death, Gary Weddle's beard, the Scroll Lock key's purpose, the meaning of "Eminence Front" by The Who, and the current lack of good movies. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 2 Oct 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Target and Wal-Mart not selling UMD movies for the Sony PSP anymore, Sony's exploding laptop batteries, the 1-900 number fad, a $14,000 telephone, voice mail common sense, the recent bagged spinach E. coli outbreak, "Popeye Rap (I Yam what I Yam)" by DJ Boris Yeltsin, Robin Williams vs. Dave Coulier, another stupid style (golden sneakers), LA Gear, Broadband in Gas (BiG), and a get-rich-quick scheme. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:59:32 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Celebrity deaths ("The Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin and Bruno Kirby), What Ever Happened To? (the entire cast of Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Tami Erin from The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, and Aileen Quinn from Annie), Twenty Good Years starring Jeffrey Tambor and John Lithgow, Arrested Development season 3 on DVD, The Hogan Family, Stan Lee, and the official release date and price of the upcoming Nintendo Wii. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:59:30 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (from episode 37), Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison, from episode 20), the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD (from episode 34), The Old Jingle of the Episode (Tootsie Roll commercial, from episode 21), My Million Dollar Year (www.mymilliondollaryear.net, from episode 27), Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War, from episode 18), Jaleel White's rumored suicide (from episode 36), and Dr. Phil (from episode 33). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:59:30 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Pat Cooper's temporary death on wikipedia.com, celebrity deaths (Jack Warden and Mako), Sidekicks, Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee, Fossil's Atari watches, the new planets, David Copperfield's Fountain of Youth, the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight, Tom Cruise helping car accident victims in Utah, Dustin Diamond's assault, annoying people in NYC selling water and candy on the street, DOA: Dead or Alive the movie, and The Night Listener starring Robin Williams. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:59:30 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com), overpriced old Nintendo games on eBay.com, Dr. Phil, the 100 unsexiest men in the world, a Kevin Federline update, Quackwatch (www.quackwatch.org), Peter Cullen being added to the cast of the upcoming Transformers movie, free AOL, The A-Team, a get-rich-quick scheme (a for-profit fire department), "Weird Al" Yankovic's upcoming album Straight Outta Lynwood (www.weirdal.com), and "You're Pitiful." 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:59:29 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Box Office Mojo (www.boxofficemojo.com), the lack of great movies this summer, the WBHS Channel 34 25th anniversary celebration at Belleville High School in NJ (June 25, 2006), Governor Jon Corzine shutting down NJ in July, Hollywood Is Calling (www.hollywoodiscalling.com), a get-rich-quick scheme (impersonated celebrity phone calls), aliens using Al Bundy's socks for fuel, Pee-wee's Playhouse on Cartoon Network, and the Big Shoe Dance. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:59:29 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Ted Danson's upcoming TV show Help Me Help You, Basic Instinct 2 on DVD, the Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest (www.bulwer-lytton.com), a writing assignment involving Francis Buxton and Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Kyle MacDonald and One Red Paper Clip (oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com), MUDs, dueling Dr. Phils, bad podcasts, David Lee Roth, and Opie and Anthony on 92.3 FM in NYC. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 7 Aug 2006 12:59:29 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Boom cars and They Might Be Giants in Atlantic City, a special message from Louie Anderson, The Commute podcast (www.thecommute.org, currently offline), the upcoming Transformers (2007) movie teaser trailer and cast, Al Pacino as Optimus Prime, veteran voice actors Peter Cullen and Frank Welker, a listener review of Superman Returns (2006) by Dennis in NC, Nicholas Cage and Dr. Phil as Superman, Kirk Cameron's Left Behind video game, and the recent Apple Macintosh television ads lying about Microsoft Windows and PCs. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:59:28 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The Kid from Brooklyn video podcast starring Michael Caracciolo (www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com), Pink Floyd's "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" performed by the fake William Shatner, stupid styles (beach clogs at work and sports jerseys as dress shirts), Greg being incorrect about a tornado in NJ, and live recordings of Curt Kirkwood and Elmo Kirkwood performing "Plateau" and "Oh, Me" at Mercury Lounge in NYC 7/20/06 (www.curtkirkwood.com). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:59:28 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Italy's 2006 FIFA World Cup victory, Tony Meola, downtime in American sports, demolition soccer, celebrity deaths (Syd Barrett and Red Buttons), Frank Edward Nora and The Overnightscape's 500th episode (theovernightscape.com), more about Tom Green's new show, Shock the Man video podcast (shocktheman.com), another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller, the 2006 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Contest, and a Sonya Thomas update. 26 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:59:27 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Celebrity deaths (Paul Gleason and Aaron Spelling), What Ever Happened To? (Jason Priestley), a Jerry Lewis update, Louie Anderson's surgery, Jaleel White's rumored suicide, the Paunch bad luck (Lewis, Louie, etc.), trying to watch Tom Green's new show, an Eliza Dushku update, and LoveFilm.com's poll of the most irritating film characters. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 3 Jul 2006 12:59:24 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch in Time (Christopher Columbus), Barry Manilow and Bing Crosby music used in Australia to combat loud cars, a Ukrainian man killed by a lioness at a Kiev zoo, Professor Sir John Pendry's invisibility cloak, a Florida man drowning while trying to save a toy boat, celebrity deaths (Billy Preston), Billy Connolly, Chris Latta as the original voice of Moe and Mr. Burns on The Simpsons, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Great Space Coaster theme song). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:59:24 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The new Nike + iPod, stupid styles (big shoes and young white guys with afros), Chris Tucker's ridiculous salary, Family Matters, a skit about Tom Green's new show vs. Bill Maher's new show, Definitely Maybe by Oasis (voted the best album of all time on nme.com), the upcoming release of the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD, Star Wars Louie Anderson Special Edition, Thumb Wars, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Sanford and Son theme song). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:59:22 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Dr. Phil, The Morton Downey Jr. Show, the Atkins Diet fad, Amazon Fishbowl hosted by Bill Maher, a Paul Reiser update, a Sonya Thomas update, Kate Stelnick (96 oz. Colossal Cheeseburger Challenge Champion), the upcoming Die Hard 4: Die Hardest, the Smart Mug electric cup, a get-rich-quick scheme (hot beverages), Michael Jackson on Robot Chicken, and The Old Jingle of the Episode ("We're not Candy!" PSA, Poison Control Center public service announcement, compiled from multiple sources, sound quality varies). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:59:21 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The Rubber Soles (www.myspace.com/therubbersoles), pointless upcoming video game movies (Spy Hunter: Nowhere to Run starring The Rock, Carmen Sandiego, etc.), The Old Jingle of the Episode (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe theme song), toy cartoons in the 1980's, Photon, a Screaming Orphans song ("Liar"), and three short Weird Paul Petroskey songs ("Acting like Mel Torme," "My Head's on Fire," and "Dreaded Glaucoma Test"). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 5 Jun 2006 12:59:19 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: You Can't Do that on Television, the word of the episode, celebrity deaths (Lew Anderson), Louie Anderson, Hasbro celebrating Play-Doh's 50th birthday with limited-edition Play-Doh perfume, What Ever Happened To? (Michael Flatley, Chris Kattan, and McGruff the Crime Dog), Howie Mandel on NBC's Deal or No Deal, The Weakest Link, Grizzly Man documentary, David Blaine, and That '70s Show series finale. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 29 May 2006 12:59:18 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: "Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band" by Meco, Ben and Jerry Stiller, Poseidon, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Al Gore on Saturday Night Live, various celebrity impersonations (Jim Nabors, Don Knotts, Christopher Lloyd, etc.), X-Men and other stupid comic book movies, Apple's QuickTime.com crashing Rob's Firefox browser, people drenched in paint for Jose Cuervo's National Flavors Day, the Superman Returns trailer, more IMAX nonsense, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (G.I. Joe theme song). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 22 May 2006 12:59:18 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Rosie O'Donnell replacing Meredith Vieira on The View, Awful Plastic Surgery (www.awfulplasticsurgery.com), The Man in the Iron Mask starring Leonardo DiCaprio and John Malkovich, actors and actresses receiving praise for portraying mentally retarded people, a crass high school English teacher, Kaavya Viswanathan's plagiarism, and new live Screaming Orphans recordings ("Ring of Fire" and "Seven Nation Army"). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 15 May 2006 12:59:16 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: A defect that causes self-heating Wolfgang Puck gourmet latte cans to explode, a get-rich-quick scheme (Doc Brown's plutonium-heated coffee), the upcoming Nintendo Wii, an old British street vendor in Manhattan selling peelers, more stupid styles (new women's shoes and men wearing flip-flops during the summer without cutting their toenails), bags of vomit being dumped throughout Mount Pleasant, IA, The Old Jingle of the Episode (Kellogg's Frosted Flakes commercial), and local psychos from Dennis in NC (Willowbrook Mall customers). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 8 May 2006 12:59:15 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: What Ever Happened To? (Tom Green and Ralph Macchio), another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller, Stoogemania, My Million Dollar Year (www.mymilliondollaryear.net), Alan Thicke, Rob finding the same take-out menus on his front steps every day, Freddy Krueger vs. Jason Voorhees vs. Michael Myers, The Transformers Chinese DVD tin set review, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Wrigley's Big Red commercial). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 1 May 2006 12:59:15 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Silent Hill, Aerosmith in Revolution X, Fever Pitch starring Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore, Rosie O'Donnell's fake crush on Tom Cruise, celebrity deaths (Richard Fleischer and Buck Owens), Charlton Heston, Rocky Balboa Blog (www.rockybalboablog.com), a get-rich-quick scheme (.ocm URL's), a listener get-rich-quick scheme from Dennis in NC (NASCAR chicken), What About Bob? the video game, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Alvin and the Chipmunks theme song). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:59:15 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Greg's cursed computer, a Mexican couple throwing homemade bombs at each other during an argument, Tekle Zigetta's arrest for counterfeiting billion dollar bills, a Michael Jackson update, Macaulay Culkin's drug bust, John Oates: black or white?, an upcoming Bob Ross video game for Nintendo consoles, S.E.P.P.O. posters, winning a fifteen minute phone call from director Peter Jackson, Dinosaurs and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! on DVD, and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Wrigley's Juicy Fruit commercial). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:59:12 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Another stupid style (half tucked-in shirts), Politically Incorrect with the fake Bill Maher, Aubrey de Grey's Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence (www.sens.org) and living to be 1,000 years old, Curtis Gokey's lawsuit against himself, Greg's disappointment over Eliza Dushku leaving Dog Sees God, misinformation on an internet message board, The Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod theme song), and chewing on four different animals simultaneously at McDonald's. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:59:12 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch in Time (the Wright brothers), Barry Bonds, professional athletes assaulting spectators, Chuck Norris Facts (www.chucknorrisfacts.com), IMAX Deep Sea 3-D, portable MP3 players causing hearing loss in teenagers, the Kennedys' bizarre accent, extending the human life span, Highlander, The Old Jingle of the Episode (Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings theme song), Bill Cosby and PicturePages, and Mr. Rogers. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 3 Apr 2006 12:59:11 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: An odd voicemail on Rob's cellular phone, Isaac Hayes quitting South Park, a Kevin Federline update, the definition of "PopoZao," Richard Simmons' hair, Michael Hebranko (1,100 lbs.), The Old Jingle of the Episode (Toys "R" Us commercial), Kids "R" Us, Jerry Lewis' 80th birthday, Rob getting credit in the Belleville Times for Greg's geography bee victory, and My Chemical Romance exaggerating in interviews. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:59:11 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Listener audio (The Transformers theme song by GMT in Brooklyn), Uno, VH-1's I Love Toys, The Godfather video game, an International Federation of Competitive Eating update (www.ifoce.com), celebrity deaths (Kirby Puckett, Peter Tomarken, and Slobodan Milosevic), old sitcoms (Empty Nest, ALF, and My Two Dads), Max Wright, The Old Jingle of the Episode (Tootsie Roll commercial), Tina Turner, and another interview with the fake Sean Connery. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:59:11 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison), Conehenge Comics: The Story of a Jersey Schlub (www.conehenge.com), Rocket Racing League (www.rocketracingleague.com), Snazzy Nazz, a worthless gym teacher, demolition soccer, and library class (knocking over bookcases, faking epileptic seizures, playing Wheel of Books, and mocking filmstrips). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:59:10 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Michael Jackson's white glove on eBay.com, a U.S. Army Ohio National Guard firefighter named Optimus Prime, the Transformers, GoBots: War of the Rock Lords, theme songs, Johnny Jackson of The Jackson 5, celebrity deaths (Don Knotts and Darren McGavin), What Ever Happened To? (Adam Sandler), Roger Moore, old fanfold dot matrix printer paper, a soda-free diet, and chewed gum inside a grilled cheese sandwich. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 6 Mar 2006 12:59:10 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War), George Washington's retreat through Belleville, cherry blossoms, insane school memories (razzmatazz, the fake stock market war, the paper war, caged dodgeball, the big splash, the lead apple, and Mr. F's aerodynamic baseball bat), incorrectly scored standardized tests, the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS), the Early Warning Test (EWT), the High School Proficiency Test (HSPT), and the listener annoying word of the episode by GMT in Brooklyn. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:59:10 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: A Sonya Thomas update (GoldenPalace.com Grilled Cheese Finals and World Chili Cheese Fries Eating Championship), celebrity deaths (Al Lewis and Chris Penn), remote control gun web sites, differences between Charles in Charge season 1 and season 2, Larry King, Get a Life, and a skit involving Paunch twisting people's words around. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:59:02 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: PoopReport (www.poopreport.com), DJ Boris Yeltsin, "Witness Protection Program," combating childhood obesity in West Virginia schools with Dance Dance Revolution, World Class Track Meet and the Power Pad for the Nintendo Entertainment System, two-base kickball, silent ball, a get-rich-quick scheme (capture Osama bin Laden), Hamas, jigsaw puzzles, a psychotic seventh grade science teacher, wine and beer at Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre, and Weird Paul Petroskey (www.weirdpaul.com). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:59:01 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: A Michael Jackson update, terrible IMAX movies (Roving Mars, T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous, and Across the Sea of Time), Underworld: Evolution, thirteen strikes again, Al Bundy and bad luck, Mario Lemieux, Belleville trivia (Pathmark, Video Dynasty, Pizza And, Mickey's Music, and Tobacco King), and defunct department stores (Bradlees, Caldor, and McCrory's). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 6 Feb 2006 12:59:02 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Vomitorium (www.vomitorium2004.org), a listener get-rich-quick scheme, working at a Yugoslavian wire-cutting factory in NJ, Obsessed with Wrestling (www.obsessedwithwrestling.com), Shelly Long's drug overdose, What Ever Happened To? (the old Tom Hanks), Macaulay Culkin, local psychos (Firewalker and Firewalker Imitation), and Cloud Ten Pictures (www.cloudtenpictures.com) featuring Kirk Cameron and Louis Gossett Jr. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:59:01 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Arnold Schwarzenegger's motorcycle accident, "Thirteen," Friday the 13th, message board posts (Joe in NJ, Madu, and Sepper in Spain), a listener stupid style from Joe in NJ, the NJ Transit bus accident in Nutley, a local psycho (the crazy Greylock Parkway statue guy), the rickety old typewriter at FedEx Kinko's in Manhattan, three new Michael Jackson lawsuits, and a Publisher's Clearing House update. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:59:01 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The Doors and their unbearable music, a listener comment on PodcastAlley.com, celebrity deaths (Michael Vale and Vincent Schiavelli), a lazy woman in the Target parking lot, people freaking out at the grocery store checkout, Jessie "The Body" Ventura and Hulk Hogan on The Big Idea with Donny Deustch, old WWF gimmicks, Macaulay Culkin on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, a get-rich-quick scheme (a hobo reality show), and the origami boulder (www.origamiboulder.com). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:59:01 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: The Rutgers Scarlet Knights in the Insight Bowl, a listener get-rich-quick scheme from Eric in NJ, New Year's Eve in Times Square, Kevin Federline update (www.kevinfederline.com), "PopoZao," local psychos (the towel-neck guy, the Jamaican bike riding guy, and the fake Amish guy), the Amish chant, Richard Simmons and his strange dolls (www.richardsimmons.com), a substitute janitor, and the annoying word of the episode. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 9 Jan 2006 12:58:01 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller, Gay "Paunch" Stevenson from Infra Red World, Punk History Canada (www.punkhistorycanada.ca), My Chemical Romance debate (Belleville or Newark), fines for students cursing in Connecticut, a $6,000 exorcism in Germany, Rocky VI, a popular Star Trek fan movie in Finland, Publisher's Clearing House, and Crest lemon ice flavored toothpaste. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 2 Jan 2006 12:58:02 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics featuring a psychotic Santa Claus, Courtney Love, Michael J. Fox, George Takei and Christian Slater audio from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, listener comments (the NYC public transit strike), a get-rich-quick scheme (MTA bus drivers), Peter Jackson's King Kong, Ellis Island (www.ellisisland.org), Ted Danson update, Creepshow, and Kevin McCarthy. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:58:01 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Kevin Federline, a get-rich-quick-scheme (marry Britney Spears), disposable diapers causing a raw sewage geyser in David and Jeanie Hansen's basement, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Cyborg, the death of Richard Pryor, Grandpa Al Lewis, Mel Gibson for governor of California, Mr. T update, Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.com), and a physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:57:59 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: A phone call with the fake Michael Jackson, Ted Danson's blackface, the death of Pat Morita, Collision Course, Jay Leno, sci-fi disaster movies, TV Guide, Category 7: The End of the World on CBS, Independence Day, a super-strong toilet bowl, Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin, and a get-rich-quick scheme (eliminate shaving). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:57:58 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: A Christian Slater update, Mr. T and trees, the death of Mugsy from The Uncle Floyd Show, men who look like Kenny Rogers (www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com), Jack Palance, Dead or Alive? (www.deadoraliveinfo.com), Frank Edward Nora and The Overnightscape (www.theovernightscape.com), Antonio Meucci, the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, another stupid style, and Freddie Prinze Jr. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 5 Dec 2005 12:57:59 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Sonya Thomas' Thanksgiving turkey-eating championship, an interview with the Screaming Orphans (www.screamingorphans.com) at Tir Na Nog in NYC, Circles and "Circles," Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig, James Bond 007: From Russia with Love, an interview with the fake Sean Connery, The Matrix, Harrison Ford, sleep-inducing NPR radio DJ voices, and an Irish reel. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:57:58 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: A skit about Paunch's bad luck (terminal illness), What Ever Happened To? (Michael Dudikoff and Stephen J. Cannell), a get-rich-quick scheme (Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament), Halloween, lame trick-or-treats, changes in girl's fashion, a local psycho (George and Jesus), a worthless mass communications course, George Takei, and more stupid styles. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:57:58 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Peter Falk and Paul Reiser follow-up, Gary Coleman imitation, insane substitute teachers, a piggyback ride by Steve's uncle, ridiculous fashions, get-rich-quick schemes (hobo clothes and a newspaper ad), Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, AOL, UNICEF's violent Smurfs ad, a gangster high school principal, and an interview with the fake Christopher Walken. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:57:58 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: A So You Want to Be a Dancer update, Seashellbooks.com, 7-Up Cool Spot, Domino's Noid, NASA, X Prize, cheap walkie-talkies, waiting in line to meet Shigeru Miyamoto at Nintendo World Store, a get-rich-quick scheme (before-and-after photos), IMDb.com, Peter Falk nude, the fall of Paul Reiser and Christian Slater, and men constantly spitting in NYC. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 7 Nov 2005 12:58:01 GMT Greg and Rob discuss: Minute Maid fruit punch, So You Want to Be a Dancer, Gallagher, water up the nose, the International Federation of Competitive Eating world records (www.ifoce.com), Sonya Thomas, old video games (Airwolf, River Raid, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, RC Pro-Am, etc.), Michael Jackson and his web site, and a skit about customer service call centers in foreign countries. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:57:58 GMT