Happy holidays!!

In this episode:

• our movie review of 12 Dates of Christmas (2011) starring Amy Smart and Mark-Paul Gosselaar,
• the fact that it completely ripped off Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray,
• Greg fist bumping Eliza Dushku’s giant ring,
• Greg meeting Bill Maher at his book signing for The New New Rules,
• people not sharing their photos and videos from book signings,
• our movie review of D.C. Cab (1983) starring Bill Maher, Gary Busey, and Mr. T,
• Hasbro’s KRE-O and Kreon Transformers,
• Greg meeting Regis Philbin at Bookends for his book How I Got This Way,
• the complete series of Jem on DVD for the first time (released by Shout! Factory),
• fanboys pestering Shout! Factory DVD producer Brian Ward about film transfer quality,
• Shout! Factory’s Sunbow animated DVDs vs. Rhino’s past DVD releases,
• ruining old TV shows by creating fake Dolby 5.1 surround sound audio,
• the upcoming movie G.I. Joe Retaliation (2012) starring Bruce Willis, The Rock, and Channing Tatum,
• former WWOR channel 9 weatherman Lloyd Lindsay Young and his crazy antics,
• and a celebrity death (comedian Patrice O’Neal).

“Poster” for 12 Dates of Christmas ripping off Groundhog Day…	Eliza Dushku’s massive ring…
Greg with Bill Maher in the background…	Video of Bill Maher’s signing, can you spot Greg at about 2:35?

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In this episode:

• special guest Dennis in CA,
• the upcoming movie Toy Story 3 (2010),
• the most recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO,
• Republicans and evolution,
• Jesus and tall tales,
• watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) at Sunshine Cinema in NYC (picture)
• various James Bond actors,
• Sean Connery,
• Dennis’s review of Watchmen (2009),
• the superhero movie fad,
• Superman,
• Paul McCartney and The Fireman,
• MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice (concert promo pic),
• old stupid styles (Z. Cavaricci, I.O.U., Hypercolor, and sweatpants with the legs pulled up),
• the upcoming movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009),
• the upcoming movie Thor (2011),
• Will Smith as Captain America,
• Jake “The Snake” Roberts trapping The Ultimate Warrior in a room full of snakes,
• the Metal Gear series of video games,
• The Fountain (2006) starring Hugh Jackman,
• The Prestige (2006) starring Christian Bale,
• and Dennis’s encounter with George Lucas at the Game Developers Conference in 2008.

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In this episode:

• Ron Howard’s Call To Action video on Funny or Die featuring Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler,
• Stephen Baldwin challenging Barack Obama to a boxing match,
• the pointlessness of student government,
• wearing costumes to the October NAVA meeting at the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com),
• Greg trying to buy a Crosley Keepsake USB record player from Craig’s List,
• Greg trying to buy an Indiana Jones costume,
• crowded Halloween stores,
• 16 rpm records,
• pole vaulting in dreams,
• receiving Sega video games from Juan in Missouri,
• Sega’s obsession with Michael Jackson,
• our review of the ColecoVision, the Atari 5200, and the Atari 7800,
• the upcoming Pac-Man Collection for the ColecoVision (www.opcodegames.com),
• a customer looking for an Osama bin Laden costume,
• Michael Bay, Mike Tyson, and Jerry Seinfeld looking stupid,
• our movie review of Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (2008) starring Michael Cera,
• and our movie review of Religulous (2008) starring Bill Maher.

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Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza!

In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments),
• the dueling Dr. Phils’ new album,
• a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two),
• Louie Anderson’s new hit single,
• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure),
• What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow),
• and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, “The Macho Man” Randy Savage, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy.

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In this episode:

• Michael Vick’s suspension from the NFL due to dog fighting,
• chewed up Michael Vick football cards being auctioned off on eBay for $7,400,
• a get-rich-quick scheme,
• Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt,
• Nicole Richie spending 82 minutes in jail for drunk driving,
• young celebrities behaving badly,
• Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO,
• celebrity deaths (Richard Jewell, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com),
• insane media coverage (the O.J. Simpson murder trial, Baby Jessica, and the Centennial Olympic Park bombing),
• Jack Nicholson,
• New Jersey’s geography,
• Hot Rod (2007) starring Andy Samberg,
• the Nintendo Wii and the Sony PlayStation 3,
• and Immortality Devices by Alex Chiu (www.alexchiu.com).

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In this episode:

• our The Transformers: The Movie 20th Anniversary DVD review,
• celebrity deaths (Ed Bradley, Jack Palance, Joseph Ungaro, and Robert Altman),
• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s divorce,
• WWE wrestling,
• a George Lucas update,
• the upcoming movie The Dirt (2009) starring Christopher Walken as Ozzy Osbourne,
• Bill Maher’s Crocodile Hunter Halloween costume,
• Vince McMahon,
• Star Wars fans,
• Neil Patrick Harris,
• Daniel Baldwin’s recent crimes,
• the annual turkey-eating contest at Artie’s Deli in NYC,
• and Dr. Phil.

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In this episode:

• the new Nike+iPod sneakers,
• stupid styles (big shoes and young white guys with afros),
• Chris Tucker’s ridiculous Rush Hour 3 salary,
• Family Matters,
• Tom Green’s new show vs. Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher,
• Definitely Maybe by Oasis being voted the best album of all time on NME.com (www.nme.com),
• the upcoming release of the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD,
• Star Wars Jedi Arena on the Atari 2600 by Parker Brothers
• Star Wars Louie Anderson Special Edition,
• Thumb Wars (1999),
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Sanford and Son theme song).

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In this episode:

• Dr. Phil,
• The Morton Downey Jr. Show,
• the Atkins Diet fad,
• Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher,
• a Paul Reiser update,
• a Sonya Thomas update,
• the 96 oz. Colossal Cheeseburger Challenge Champion Kate Stelnick,
• the upcoming Die Hard 4: Die Hardest,
• the Smart Mug electric cup,
• a get-rich-quick scheme (hot beverages),
• Michael Jackson on Robot Chicken,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (“We’re not Candy!” PSA, a public service announcement by the Poison Control Center, quality varies).

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In this episode:

• another stupid style (half tucked-in shirts),
• Politically Incorrect with the fake Bill Maher,
• Aubrey de Grey’s Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence and living to be 1,000 years old (www.sens.org),
• Curtis Gokey’s lawsuit against himself (featuring The Paunch Stevenson Show reporter),
• Greg’s disappointment over Eliza Dushku leaving the play Dog Sees God,
• misinformation on internet message boards,
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod theme song),
• and chewing four different animals simultaneously at McDonald’s.

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