Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

• the old show theme song (from episode 3),
• interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
• our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
• the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
• The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
• Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
• My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
• music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
• the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
• duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
• our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
• Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
• Max Wright (from episode 21),
• our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
• Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
• the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
• Tom Green (from episode 27),
• educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
• Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
• our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
• Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
• the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
• Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
• Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
• fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
• Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
• and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza!

In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments),
• the dueling Dr. Phils’ new album,
• a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two),
• Louie Anderson’s new hit single,
• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure),
• What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow),
• and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, “The Macho Man” Randy Savage, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy.

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In this episode:

• our The Transformers: The Movie 20th Anniversary DVD review,
• celebrity deaths (Ed Bradley, Jack Palance, Joseph Ungaro, and Robert Altman),
• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s divorce,
• WWE wrestling,
• a George Lucas update,
• the upcoming movie The Dirt (2009) starring Christopher Walken as Ozzy Osbourne,
• Bill Maher’s Crocodile Hunter Halloween costume,
• Vince McMahon,
• Star Wars fans,
• Neil Patrick Harris,
• Daniel Baldwin’s recent crimes,
• the annual turkey-eating contest at Artie’s Deli in NYC,
• and Dr. Phil.

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In this episode:

• Kevin Federline’s album Playing with Fire and his upcoming book,
• Space Farms Zoo and Museum in Sussex, NJ (www.spacefarms.com),
• bad Christmas movies (The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause and Jack Frost),
• Martin Short,
• America’s Funniest Home Videos,
• ALF,
• “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” by Leonard Nimoy (1968),
• Robert Wagner,
• Natalie Wood’s death,
• Christopher Walken,
• and Robert Vaughn.

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In this episode:

• Election Day in the U.S.,
• a voice mail message from Joe Piscopo,
• Carrot Top,
• annoying car horns and alarms,
• the Casino Royale (2006) trailer,
• difficult Atari 2600 video games (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Riddle of the Sphinx, etc.),
• the Atari 7800,
• cartridges vs. CDs,
• Larry King interviewing a George W. Bush impersonator,
• Tom Cruise as the head of United Artists,
• Heaven’s Gate (1980) starring Kris Kristofferson and Jeff Bridges,
• movie rolls that actors have turned down (www.notstarring.com),
• Christopher Walken as Han Solo,
• and Puff Daddy as James Bond 007.

Happy birthday to Adam in SC!

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In this episode:

• a Peter Falk and Paul Reiser update,
• Gary Coleman imitation,
• insane substitute teachers,
• a piggyback ride by Steve’s uncle,
• ridiculous fashions,
• get-rich-quick schemes (hobo clothes and a clever newspaper ad),
• Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985) starring Pee-wee Herman and Mark Holton,
• AOL,
• UNICEF’s violent Smurfs ad,
• our gangster high school principal,
• Christopher Walken for President (www.walken2008.com).
• and an interview with the fake Christopher Walken.

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