In this episode:

• Rob’s favorite adjective “weird,”
• Frank Nora’s doppelganger/clone theory,
• George Lucas and Lionel Richie look-alikes at NAVA,
• John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998),
• classic 1990s science fiction series SLIDERS,
• The Beatles’ lousy movie Magical Mystery Tour (1967),
• Paul McCartney teaching Steven Spielberg how to make movies,
• Yoko Ono’s solo career,
• wannabe Beatle Jeff Lynne,
• musicians embarrassing themselves past their primes,
• the Rolling Stones,
• Phil Collins’s rumored retirement,
• “Land of Confusion” music video by Genesis,
• Jon Bon Jovi blaming Steve Jobs for ruining music sales,
• Jersey Shore Snooki wrestling in the WWE,
• dummies getting famous (Does the cream really rise to the top?),
• Dr. Phil being sued yet again,
• Aflac firing Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes about Japan,
• Norm MacDonald’s Twitter,
• and Charlie Sheen going nuts.

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Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part II)!

In this episode:

• UPS delivering to the wrong state and a nutty guy in Texas (from episode 99),
• dueling Dr. Phil’s sing “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)” (from episode 100),
• a physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller: pressure (from episode 100),
• our interview with Ted Danson (from episode 101),
• our behind the scenes video of Rob interviewing Danson,
• our interview with Ed Begley Jr. (from episode 101),
• Paunch fan Esteban listening on four continents (from episode 108),
• listening to every episode in reverse (from episode 110),
• good celebrity encounter: Lewis Black (from episode 112),
• bad celebrity encounter: Juliana Hatfield (from episode 112),
• Celebrity Rehab featuring Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway (from episode 117),
• our movie review of Snowglobe (2007) starring Christina Milian (from episode 119),
• the antics and poor wrestling ability of the immortal Hulk Hogan (from episode 140),
• Paul McCartney’s classical music flop (from episode 143),
• the music video to Paul McCartney’s “Coming Up” (from episode 143),
• Jesse Ventura making fun of Dick Cheney (from episode 150),
• This Man’s Not Dead: Ross Perot (from episode 156),
• and Jean-Claude Van Damme insulting Sylvester Stallone (from episode 157).

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Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

• the old show theme song (from episode 3),
• interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
• our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
• the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
• The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
• Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
• My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
• music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
• the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
• duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
• our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
• Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
• Max Wright (from episode 21),
• our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
• Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
• the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
• Tom Green (from episode 27),
• educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
• Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
• our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
• Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
• the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
• Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
• Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
• fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
• Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
• and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (nuclear fusion using lasers),
• Rob getting the complete series of Get a Life on DVD,
• Family Matters season one coming to DVD in June 2010,
• celebrity deaths (Corey Haim, Peter Graves, and Robert Culp),
• Jon Voight as Jim Phelps in Mission: Impossible (1996),
• Esteban and Billy Mitchell,
• more weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Nicolas Cage,
• the new 15-minute National Lampoon’s Vacation short film starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo,
• Crash Course In Science performing “Cakes in the Home” on The Uncle Floyd Show circa 1980 (video),
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Backstage with Bob Dylan),
• Unseen64′s screenshots and videos from the unreleased video game GoldenEye 007 Remake (Xbox Live Arcade),
• Hulk Hogan imitating “Macho Man” Randy Savage on TNA Wrestling,
• Greg talking to Jesse Ventura at Barnes and Noble in Clifton, NJ,
• Abraham Lincoln and John Lennon conspiracy theories,
• Predator vs. Dick Cheney,
• Eliza Dushku selling clothes and car tires on eBay,
• our review of Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) starring John Cusack and Craig Robinson,
• our review of On the Waterfront (1954) starring Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint,
• Marlon Brando’s filmography,
• the upcoming movie MacGruber (2010) starring Will Forte and Val Kilmer,
• the best movies from 1960-1989,
• and the exclusive new version of “We Are the World” featuring Michael Jackson, Larry King, Louie Anderson, Sean Connery, Stan Lee, Dr. Phil, Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Al Gore, Billy Connolly, Don Knots, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Tom Green, Gary Busey, Jeff Bridges, Hulk Hogan, Marlon Brando, and Steven Seagal.

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In this episode:

• a roll call of our listeners,
• the New York Jets vs. the Indianapolis Colts,
• Jimmy the Greek,
• weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Steven Seagal vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme,
• Van Damme’s return to professional kickboxing,
• celebrity boxing (Dustin Diamond vs. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Rodman vs. Dennis Haskins),
• the Japanese believing Sony products break on purpose,
• pieces of the white Apple Macbook cracking off,
• Rob’s switch from the iPhone 3G to a free Pantech Reveal,
• a video of Pee-wee Herman using the Apple iPad,
• a fan dub of the G1 Transformers episode Scramble City,
• Alan Alda as the voice of Bumblebee,
• a Frank Welker fan site,
• Michael Bay’s belief that superheroes don’t wear masks,
• Dr. Phil as the voice of Optimus Prime,
• and George Lucas re-releasing the Star Wars movies in 3D.

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This still makes me laugh:

Dr. Phil kicks young punk off show

In this episode:

• the Lame Idiot of 2008,
• people eating toilet paper on Dr. Phil’s talk show,
• Mario Lopez,
• the new Cash 4 Gold commercial starring Ed McMahon and MC Hammer,
• Greg’s mother ordering – and then returning – a Snuggie blanket with sleeves,
• American Idol season 8,
• Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul,
• the truth about the American Idol audition process (what a scam!),
• the truth about Singled Out on MTV (another scam),
• the reoccurring maple syrup smell through NYC and NJ,
• and the 3D episode of Chuck on NBC.

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As I mentioned in episode 103, Brian in NJ sent us a photo of the dueling Dr. Phils. Thanks!

Listen to episode 100 for clips from their new album!

Our summer movie rundown!

In this episode:

• comments by Manny the Mailman in NJ and Brian in NJ,
• a picture of the dueling Dr. Phils,
• The Incredible Hulk (2008) starring Edward Norton,
• Stan Lee,
• another stupid style (giant headphones in public),
• boom boxes,
• D batteries,
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) starring Jason Segel,
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) starring Harrison Ford,
• Iron Man (2008) starring Robert Downey Jr.,
• Speed Racer (2008) starring Emile Hirsch,
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) starring Ben Barnes,
• Postal (2007) directed by Uwe Boll,
• Uwe Boll vs. Michael Bay,
• Get Smart (2008) starring Steve Carell,
• The Love Guru (2008) starring Mike Myers,
• WALL-E (2008) starring Fred Willard and Jeff Garlin,
• Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) starring Ron Perlman,
• Meet Dave (2008) starring Eddie Murphy,
• Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D (2008) starring Brendan Fraser,
• The Dark Knight (2008) starring Christian Bale,
• Space Chimps (2008) starring Andy Samberg,
• The Longshots (2008) directed by Fred Durst,
• Step Brothers (2008) starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly,
• Land of the Lost (2009) starring Will Ferrell,
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008) starring David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson,
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) starring Samuel L. Jackson,
• and Tropic Thunder (2008) starring Ben Stiller.

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Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza!

In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments),
• the dueling Dr. Phils’ new album,
• a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two),
• Louie Anderson’s new hit single,
• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure),
• What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow),
• and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, “The Macho Man” Randy Savage, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy.

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