Dukes of Hazzard – The Paunch Stevenson Show

Episode 311

In this Episode:

taking horse pills to cure coronavirus,
celebrity deaths (Charles Grodin, John Paragon, George Segal, Samuel E. Wright),
Clifford (1994) starring Martin Short,
Lon Adams, inventor of the Slim Jim,
failed Dukes of Hazzard spinoff “Enos”,
Neil Innes of The Rutles,
anticipating the return of Terry Silver to “Cobra Kai”,
Hollywood can now bring every dead actor back to the screen with AI de-aging technology,
terrible de-aging vs. deep fake for Mark Hamill in “The Mandalorian”,
Samuel L. Jackson’s UNIX computer interface in Jurassic Park,
and the Coz is on the loose!

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a Harry Shearer/Simpsons update,
Darrell Hammond as Colonel Sanders in KFC commercials,
Dukes of Hazzard being removed from TV Land due to the Confederate Flag controversy,
Snapchat, Periscope, Meerkat, Tapatalk,
John Stamos going to rehab and starring in Fuller House,
Jimmy’s Seaside Fries,
Subway’s Jared Fogle says “that’s ignorant”,
Frank Welker and Peter Cullen appearing at Rhode Island Comic Con,
upcoming video game Transformers: Devastation,
getting a Jay and Silent Bob dual photo with Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith,
Jerry Seinfeld’s claymation episode that wasn’t produced,
meeting and annoying Larry David,
Jason Alexander feigns injury to get out of signing autographs,
hoarders who hoard autographs from Broadway actors,
and celebrity deaths (B.B. King, John Nash, Christopher Lee, Dusty Rhodes, Gilbert Lewis).

Jerry Seinfeld encounter on video!

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The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story (2014) to air on Lifetime Network,
Dennis Haskins,
Blu-ray releases coming for Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and 1960’s Batman series, per Caseen Gaines,
Rob-view for To Have and To Hold (2006), starring Justine Bateman,
Review of Only the Lonely (1991), starring John Candy and Ally Sheedy,
our critique of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013), starring Steve Carell and Jim Carrey,
another stinker Dealin’ with Idiots (2014), starring Jeff Garlin,
the cringeworthy The Brady Bunch in the White House (2002), starring Gary Cole and Shelley Long,
the woefully outdated Reality Bites (1994), starring Ben Stiller, Ethan Hawke, and Winona Ryder,
celebrity deaths (Tommy Ramone, Johnny Winter),
Tom Wilson’s “Sci-Fi Convention Song” (video),
Chuck Norris action jeans,
Dukes of Hazzard Auto Trader commercial (video) (behind the scenes),
The Counter, a bar/restaurant serving customized burgers,
bootleg DVD’s on the street,
Michael Bay just can’t help himself,
upcoming film Jem and the Holograms (2015),
a They Live reunion at Monster Mania Convention?,
and new car talk.

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We finally open Rob’s 111-year-old safe, thanks to World Champion Safe Cracker Jeff Sitar! What’s inside??

In this episode:

Rob’s bars of silver,
not keeping the boxes to our old toys growing up,
Dave Coulier constantly farting on the Full House set,
the Full House cast reunion,
the faux cast replacement for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
opening Rob’s antique safe,
the defunct Victor Safe and Lock Company,
introducing World Champion Safe Cracker Jeff Sitar (website),
Jeff’s background in safe cracking,
working as a consultant on action/heist movies,
being featured on Discovery Channel, History Channel, Good Morning America, etc.,
bank vault safeguards,
what’s Rob’s safe worth?,
Jeff’s martial arts training,
Bruce Lee,
Jackie Chan contacting Jeff and sending him an autographed copy of his movie Rob-B-Hood (2006),
Horatio Sanz vs. Kevin Smith,
an amazing fan-made Star Wars Tie Fighter animation by Otaking77077 (video),
where CGI cartoon shows have gone wrong,
the Coleco Dukes of Hazzard Power Cycle,
toy and video game prices in 1983,
and Game Show Network’s dating show Baggage hosted by Jerry Springer.

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our review of The Expendables 2 (2012) starring Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
lots of guns and people getting shot,
even more blood and gore,
Dolph Lundgren’s chemical engineering degree coming in handy,
Chuck Norris facts,
Van Damme’s accent,
the high number of Indiana Jones references,
“classic” combat,
our ideas for the next sequel,
the trailer for Seven Psychopaths (2012) ripping off David Spade’s Lost and Found (1999),
a 100-year-old locked safe in Rob’s basement,
world champion safe cracker Jeff Sitar,
opening the safe on the air in a future episode,
Nintendo Power magazine ceasing publication (1988-2012),
Rob’s attempt to sell a huge crate of old issues,
being duped into buying bad video games by Nintendo Power previews and reviews,
Robs dog eating cat vomit,
celebrity deaths (William Windom, Tony Scott, Neil Armstrong, Phyllis Diller, and Michael Clarke Duncan),
Jesse Ventura’s “poisoned bottle water” conspiracy,
the origin of the expression “the whole nine yards”,
Greg meeting John Schneider of Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville,
problems getting a good picture with him,
deciding what items to get signed,
Greg’s home-made Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake from 1982,
and Wezzer’s rendition of the Dukes of Hazzard theme song.