In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (nuclear fusion using lasers),
• Rob getting the complete series of Get a Life on DVD,
• Family Matters season one coming to DVD in June 2010,
• celebrity deaths (Corey Haim, Peter Graves, and Robert Culp),
• Jon Voight as Jim Phelps in Mission: Impossible (1996),
• Esteban and Billy Mitchell,
• more weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Nicolas Cage,
• the new 15-minute National Lampoon’s Vacation short film starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo,
• Crash Course In Science performing “Cakes in the Home” on The Uncle Floyd Show circa 1980 (video),
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Backstage with Bob Dylan),
• Unseen64′s screenshots and videos from the unreleased video game GoldenEye 007 Remake (Xbox Live Arcade),
• Hulk Hogan imitating “Macho Man” Randy Savage on TNA Wrestling,
• Greg talking to Jesse Ventura at Barnes and Noble in Clifton, NJ,
• Abraham Lincoln and John Lennon conspiracy theories,
• Predator vs. Dick Cheney,
• Eliza Dushku selling clothes and car tires on eBay,
• our review of Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) starring John Cusack and Craig Robinson,
• our review of On the Waterfront (1954) starring Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint,
• Marlon Brando’s filmography,
• the upcoming movie MacGruber (2010) starring Will Forte and Val Kilmer,
• the best movies from 1960-1989,
• and the exclusive new version of “We Are the World” featuring Michael Jackson, Larry King, Louie Anderson, Sean Connery, Stan Lee, Dr. Phil, Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Al Gore, Billy Connolly, Don Knots, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Tom Green, Gary Busey, Jeff Bridges, Hulk Hogan, Marlon Brando, and Steven Seagal.

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In this episode:

• Greg’s new Dell computer,
• sticking with Vista or upgrading to Windows 7,
• a Nintendo Entertainment System video game selling for $20,100 on eBay,
• our movie review of The Island (1980) starring Michael Caine,
• our movie review of Stay Hungry (1976) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jeff Bridges,
• our movie review of Safety Last! (1923) starring Harold Lloyd,
• James Cameron’s Avatar (2009) vs. M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender (2010),
• Happy Feet (2006),
• the upcoming Independence Day sequels,
• the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm,
• Bob Einstein’s voice,
• Leon Black (J. B. Smoove) pretending to be Jewish,
• Michael Richards making fun of his 2006 incident,
• Rosie O’Donnell,
• the Seinfeld reunion,
• and celebrity deaths (Ken Ober and Soupy Sales).

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Our trip to Houlihan’s in NJ with special guest Dennis in CA!

In this episode:

• dealing with ridiculous customers at former jobs,
• PSEG’s upcoming Global Green Expo 2008 featuring Ted Danson and Ed Begley Jr. (www.nj.com/globalgreen),
• a truck accident in California releasing eight million bees onto the highway,
• The Swarm (1978),
• meeting Dennis at the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com),
• Thai-style calamari at Houlihan’s in NJ,
• the North Carolina Tar Heels,
• Esteban in South Dakota (pleasesavemerobots.blogspot.com),
• a guy in Texas who accidentally received Rob’s UPS package instead of the robot he ordered,
• Bicentennial Man (1999) starring Robin Williams,
• Will Ferrell,
• Be Kind Rewind (2008) starring Jack Black,
• Definitely, Maybe (2008) starring Ryan Reynolds,
• Explorers (1985) starring Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix,
• celebrity deaths (Arthur C. Clarke),
• Patrick Swayze’s pancreatic cancer,
• After Hours (1985) starring Griffin Dunne,
• GameStop’s midnight release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii,
• Guitar Hero: Aerosmith,
• moronic families on Family Feud,
• Tom Selleck as Indiana Jones,
• Epic Movie (2007),
• and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank phone calls.

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We’re back!

In this episode:

• bidding on old video games on eBay.com,
• the San Francisco Rush series,
• Sega in the 1990s (the Genesis, Sega CD, 32X, etc.),
• the pronunciation of Uranus,
• giant camcorders in the 1980s,
• tiny new digital camcorders,
• longer episodes of The Paunch Stevenson Show,
• the unreliability of 5.25″ floppy disks,
• old video game controllers with telephone keypads on them,
• the Coleco Telstar Arcade from 1977,
• light guns (the NES Zapper, Wii Zapper, SNES Super Scope, and Genesis Menacer),
• the Sega Activator,
• deceptive toy commercials,
• pointless toys (Shrinky Dinks, Lite-Brite, wrestling figures, etc.),
• creative toys (the Etch A Sketch Animator and the Fisher-Price PXL-2000),
• live action role-playing (G.I. Joe, The Transformers, etc.),
• our review of Incredible Change-Bots by Jeffrey Brown (2007),
• shopworn books at Barnes & Noble,
• The Dark Knight (2008) trailer,
• the Rambo (2008) trailer,
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007),
• the upcoming movie Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins (2009),
• Still Crazy (1998) starring Billy Connolly and Bill Nighy,
• Read-Along Adventures (www.readalongadventures.com),
• the Lame Idiot of 2007 (Michael Bay),
• and director Uwe Boll.

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The Paunch Stevenson Show trip to the Digital Press video game store!

In this episode:

• singing hobos in Newark, NJ,
• graffiti,
• memories of our horrible practice recordings in mid 2005,
• auto racing and kart racing,
• the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com),
• terrible Super Nintendo Entertainment System games (Street Combat, Batman Forever, Pit-Fighter, etc.),
• good Super Nintendo Entertainment System games (Super Punch-Out!!, Super Mario Kart, Joe & Mac, etc.),
• Data East,
• Bad Dudes inside a Rush ‘n Attack cartridge,
• the trade-in value of Baseball for the Nintendo Entertainment System,
• the Kiss video game Kiss: Psycho Circus- The Nightmare Child,
• outlandish Transformers (2007) movie prop auctions on eBay,
• new reality TV shows (Hey Paula, Scott Baio Is 45…and Single, etc.),
• and Willie Aames.

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The Paunch Stevenson Show super mega movie review of Transformers!

In this episode:

• our Transformers (2007) movie review with Adam in SC,
• the Transformers’ lack of dialogue and personality,
• shaky camera work during battles,
• lengthy transformations,
• Hugo Weaving’s lame Megatron voice,
• Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime,
• Darius McCrary as the voice of Jazz,
• the Allspark cube,
• eBay,
• the World Wide Web and Al Gore,
• Jon Voight’s pronunciation of “robot,”
• a list of movies that Transformers (2007) ripped off (They Live, Small Soldiers, Superman, AVP: Alien vs. Predator, Independence Day, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, etc.),
• the lack of machines in the 1930s,
• Kremzeek,
• the lack of the Transformers’ backstory,
• the trailer for the upcoming untitled J.J. Abrams movie (2008),
• season two of Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee,
• our movie review of Live Free or Die Hard (2007) starring Bruce Willis and Justin Long,
• Herbie the Love Bug,
• the Transformers peeing and playing hide and seek,
• impressive fan CGI,
• and a line from The Transformers: The Movie (1986).

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In this episode:

• eBay.com banning the sale of video game characters and virtual items,
• foreign video game slaves,
• Osama bin Laden’s attraction to Whitney Houston,
• Sony’s staged PlayStation 3 attacks,
• Morgan Conatser’s attempt to steal a guitar in his pants,
• a prank involving motor oil in Bradley McManomy’s peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
• Casino Royale (2006) starring Daniel Craig and Eva Green,
• the original Casino Royale (1967) starring Peter Sellers and Woody Allen,
• TV Land’s 100 greatest TV quotes and catchphrases,
• Family Feud,
• and getting guests on the show.

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• the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com),
• overpriced old Nintendo games on eBay.com,
• Dr. Phil,
• ThePhoenix.com’s list of the 100 unsexiest men in the world (www.thephoenix.com),
• a Kevin Federline update,
• Quackwatch (www.quackwatch.org),
• Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime in the upcoming movie Transformers (2007),
• free AOL,
• The A-Team,
• a get-rich-quick scheme (a for-profit fire department),
• “Weird Al” Yankovic’s upcoming album Straight Outta Lynwood (www.weirdal.com),
• and the controversy regarding “You’re Pitiful.”

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• Michael Jackson’s white glove being auctioned on eBay.com,
• a U.S. Army Ohio National Guard firefighter named Optimus Prime,
• the Transformers,
• GoBots: War of the Rock Lords (1986) starring Roddy McDowall and Telly Savalas,
• theme songs,
• celebrity deaths (Johnny Jackson of The Jackson 5, Don Knotts, and Darren McGavin),
• What Ever Happened To? (the funny Adam Sandler),
• Roger Moore,
• old fanfold dot matrix printer paper,
• a soda-free diet,
• and chewed gum inside a grilled cheese sandwich.

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