In this episode:

• the number 70?,
• Whatever Happened To? (swine flu and bird flu),
• Weird Al Yankovic’s Lady Gaga song parody “I Perform This Way”,
• Yvonne Strahovski in College Humor’s “Three Pop Stars, One Song” music video parody,
• retail stores printing ridiculously long receipts,
• the customer membership club card scam,
• Facebook’s usage of personal information,
• Eliza Dushku voicing Catwoman in the animated movie Batman Year One (2011),
• Larry King’s stand-up comedy tour,
• celebrities appearing at the 92nd St. YMCA in NYC,
• Chris Elliott’s new Adult Swim show Eagleheart,
• Rob’s “really smelly Electronics Boutique customer” story (the Mudman),
• Greg’s “really smelly garbage barge on a river under a bridge” story,
• Esteban’s musings on successful stupid people,
• reality TV shows about rich people,
• and Rob’s dream of becoming a philanthropist.

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Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part II)!

In this episode:

• UPS delivering to the wrong state and a nutty guy in Texas (from episode 99),
• dueling Dr. Phil’s sing “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)” (from episode 100),
• a physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller: pressure (from episode 100),
• our interview with Ted Danson (from episode 101),
• our behind the scenes video of Rob interviewing Danson,
• our interview with Ed Begley Jr. (from episode 101),
• Paunch fan Esteban listening on four continents (from episode 108),
• listening to every episode in reverse (from episode 110),
• good celebrity encounter: Lewis Black (from episode 112),
• bad celebrity encounter: Juliana Hatfield (from episode 112),
• Celebrity Rehab featuring Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway (from episode 117),
• our movie review of Snowglobe (2007) starring Christina Milian (from episode 119),
• the antics and poor wrestling ability of the immortal Hulk Hogan (from episode 140),
• Paul McCartney’s classical music flop (from episode 143),
• the music video to Paul McCartney’s “Coming Up” (from episode 143),
• Jesse Ventura making fun of Dick Cheney (from episode 150),
• This Man’s Not Dead: Ross Perot (from episode 156),
• and Jean-Claude Van Damme insulting Sylvester Stallone (from episode 157).

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In this episode:

• Esteban’s new podcast Roboplastic Podcastalypse,
• Shogun Warriors and Godzilla,
• Rob’s TV and cable box breaking,
• stupid Comcast customer service,
• HDMI cable prices,
• premium movie channels,
• poorly dubbed voices in movies,
• Verizon FiOS TV Media Manager and Widgets,
• HP’s terrible 2.4 GHz wireless keyboard and mouse,
• crazy computer keyboard prices,
• the video game short film PIXELS by Patrick Jean,
• Air Raid for the Atari 2600 selling for $31,600 on eBay (article),
• the upcoming live action movie The Smurfs (2011),
• various movie sequels, prequels, and remakes (Iron Man 2, Alien, Predator, Scream 4, Captain America, etc.),
• the Syfy channel showing professional wrestling,
• and the psychotic behavior of collectors.

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In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (nuclear fusion using lasers),
• Rob getting the complete series of Get a Life on DVD,
• Family Matters season one coming to DVD in June 2010,
• celebrity deaths (Corey Haim, Peter Graves, and Robert Culp),
• Jon Voight as Jim Phelps in Mission: Impossible (1996),
• Esteban and Billy Mitchell,
• more weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Nicolas Cage,
• the new 15-minute National Lampoon’s Vacation short film starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo,
• Crash Course In Science performing “Cakes in the Home” on The Uncle Floyd Show circa 1980 (video),
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Backstage with Bob Dylan),
• Unseen64′s screenshots and videos from the unreleased video game GoldenEye 007 Remake (Xbox Live Arcade),
• Hulk Hogan imitating “Macho Man” Randy Savage on TNA Wrestling,
• Greg talking to Jesse Ventura at Barnes and Noble in Clifton, NJ,
• Abraham Lincoln and John Lennon conspiracy theories,
• Predator vs. Dick Cheney,
• Eliza Dushku selling clothes and car tires on eBay,
• our review of Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) starring John Cusack and Craig Robinson,
• our review of On the Waterfront (1954) starring Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint,
• Marlon Brando’s filmography,
• the upcoming movie MacGruber (2010) starring Will Forte and Val Kilmer,
• the best movies from 1960-1989,
• and the exclusive new version of “We Are the World” featuring Michael Jackson, Larry King, Louie Anderson, Sean Connery, Stan Lee, Dr. Phil, Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Al Gore, Billy Connolly, Don Knots, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Tom Green, Gary Busey, Jeff Bridges, Hulk Hogan, Marlon Brando, and Steven Seagal.

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In this episode:

• celebrity deaths (John Hughes and Walter Cronkite),
• Nate and Hayes (1983) starring Tommy Lee Jones,
• Curb Your Enthusiasm returning to HBO on 9/20/09,
• celebrity death updates (Billy Mays and Michael Jackson),
• Steven Seagal on Twitter,
• James Rolfe’s video reports from Comic-Con on spiketv.com,
• the upcoming movie Stan Helsing (2009) starring Leslie Nielsen,
• our movie review of Funny People (2009) starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen,
• people fighting with each other in the theater,
• our movie review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) starring Channing Tatum and Sienna Miller,
• horrendous computer graphics and special effects,
• the Angry Video Game Nerd’s Konami Laserscope video,
• Sean Connery,
• the Baroness and Snake Eyes,
• the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero theme song,
• “The Touch” by Stan Bush,
• DrSmoov’s funny Transformers videos,
• Frank Welker’s Megatron and Fred Jones voices,
• the Scooby-Doo movies starring Freddie Prinze Jr.,
• What Ever Happened To? (Rachael Leigh Cook),
• and wondering what listener Esteban in FL is up to.

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In this episode:

• listeners Paul and Juan is Missouri,
• Esteban quitting Please Save Me Robots,
• John Madden retiring and being sued,
• Keanu Reeves winning the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach,
• Coldplay being sued by Cat Stevens,
• celebrity deaths (Bea Arthur and Dom DeLuise),
• flat caps,
• the upcoming Ghostbusters: The Video Game,
• Nintendo Wii MotionPlus being released in June,
• a new Ghostbusters movie,
• watching internet videos on Verizon FiOS cable TV,
• and a guy acting like a maniac on the NYC subway.

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In this episode:

• our trip to the Brooklyn Museum to see Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985) starring Paul Reubens and Mark Holton,
• The Pee-wee Herman Show live stage show in 1980,
• Phil Hartman,
• Peter Cullen narrating the new Coors Light commercial,
• Frank Welker as the voice of Soundwave and Ravage in the upcoming movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009),
• listener email from Esteban in South Dakota (http://pleasesavemerobots.blogspot.com/),
• the Snickers Nougabot Bar featuring Bumblebee,
• the upcoming movie Dance Flick (2009) starring Damon Wayans Jr.,
• our movie review of The Lion in Winter (1968) starring Peter O’Toole and Katharine Hepburn,
• our movie review of Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) starring Pat Boone,
• Regis Philbin dressed up as Shrek on Late Show with David Letterman,
• Rob winning a car phone in the sixth grade fundraiser,
• the Digital Press video game store used in Capital One’s new credit card commercial,
• Greg switching from Comcast to Verizon FiOS,
• and DVD bitrates.

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• the end of the Writers Guild of America strike,
• technical difficulties while recording last week,
• an old VCR with instructions on a VHS tape,
• our video tour of the Fun N Games arcade a week before it shut down,
• new listeners (Manny the Mailman and Neal from www.intoyourhead.com),
• new comments by Esteban (Iron Man, War Machine, and stupid sizes of Star Wars toys),
• the upcoming movie G.I. Joe (2009) starring Dennis Quaid and Marlon Wayans,
• The 7th Portal and Stan Lee’s bankruptcy in 2001,
• Ringo Starr starring in Stan Lee’s new superhero show,
• the most useless object a Transformer could change into,
• celebrity deaths (Roy Scheider),
• celebrities’ real names,
• and Dirty Work (1998) starring Norm MacDonald, Artie Lange, and Jack Warden.

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