Happy holidays!!

In this episode:

• our movie review of 12 Dates of Christmas (2011) starring Amy Smart and Mark-Paul Gosselaar,
• the fact that it completely ripped off Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray,
• Greg fist bumping Eliza Dushku’s giant ring,
• Greg meeting Bill Maher at his book signing for The New New Rules,
• people not sharing their photos and videos from book signings,
• our movie review of D.C. Cab (1983) starring Bill Maher, Gary Busey, and Mr. T,
• Hasbro’s KRE-O and Kreon Transformers,
• Greg meeting Regis Philbin at Bookends for his book How I Got This Way,
• the complete series of Jem on DVD for the first time (released by Shout! Factory),
• fanboys pestering Shout! Factory DVD producer Brian Ward about film transfer quality,
• Shout! Factory’s Sunbow animated DVDs vs. Rhino’s past DVD releases,
• ruining old TV shows by creating fake Dolby 5.1 surround sound audio,
• the upcoming movie G.I. Joe Retaliation (2012) starring Bruce Willis, The Rock, and Channing Tatum,
• former WWOR channel 9 weatherman Lloyd Lindsay Young and his crazy antics,
• and a celebrity death (comedian Patrice O’Neal).

“Poster” for 12 Dates of Christmas ripping off Groundhog Day…	Eliza Dushku’s massive ring…
Greg with Bill Maher in the background…	Video of Bill Maher’s signing, can you spot Greg at about 2:35?

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In this episode:

• celebrity deaths (Jack LaLanne),
• WWF wrestler Dino Bravo,
• Rob’s new solo podcast The Goodrob13 Music Show,
• walking around NYC talking into a sock,
• Frank Nora’s podcast network The Overnightscape Underground,
• the Overnightscape Central podcast,
• Sean Connery refusing to participate in the 50th anniversary of James Bond,
• Zardoz (1974) starring Sean Connery,
• Will Smith’s daughter Willow Smith starring in an upcoming remake of Annie,
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
• Ashton Kutcher’s new TV show,
• the lack of talent in Hollywood today,
• The Dark Knight Rises (2012) starring Anne Hathaway as Catwoman,
• more of Stan Lee’s Twitter tweets,
• The Celebrity Apprentice season 4 starring Gary Busey and La Toya Jackson,
• Regis Philbin retiring from Live with Regis and Kelly in November 2011,
• IBM’s computer Watson competing against humans on Jeopardy!,
• Eliza Dushku updates (The Big Bang Theory, her broken finger, and her car being towed),
• the return of Bagels Plus in Belleville, NJ,
• drawing posters about Belleville in seventh grade,
• Chicken Galore,
• our nasty psychotic seventh grade math teacher (and part-time clown),
• the vice principal getting punched out,
• our typing teacher playing The Howard Stern Show and selling watches in class,
• his son’s collection of every G1 Transformer in the box,
• and a different classmate’s collection.

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Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part II)!

In this episode:

• UPS delivering to the wrong state and a nutty guy in Texas (from episode 99),
• dueling Dr. Phil’s sing “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)” (from episode 100),
• a physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller: pressure (from episode 100),
• our interview with Ted Danson (from episode 101),
• our behind the scenes video of Rob interviewing Danson,
• our interview with Ed Begley Jr. (from episode 101),
• Paunch fan Esteban listening on four continents (from episode 108),
• listening to every episode in reverse (from episode 110),
• good celebrity encounter: Lewis Black (from episode 112),
• bad celebrity encounter: Juliana Hatfield (from episode 112),
• Celebrity Rehab featuring Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway (from episode 117),
• our movie review of Snowglobe (2007) starring Christina Milian (from episode 119),
• the antics and poor wrestling ability of the immortal Hulk Hogan (from episode 140),
• Paul McCartney’s classical music flop (from episode 143),
• the music video to Paul McCartney’s “Coming Up” (from episode 143),
• Jesse Ventura making fun of Dick Cheney (from episode 150),
• This Man’s Not Dead: Ross Perot (from episode 156),
• and Jean-Claude Van Damme insulting Sylvester Stallone (from episode 157).

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In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (nuclear fusion using lasers),
• Rob getting the complete series of Get a Life on DVD,
• Family Matters season one coming to DVD in June 2010,
• celebrity deaths (Corey Haim, Peter Graves, and Robert Culp),
• Jon Voight as Jim Phelps in Mission: Impossible (1996),
• Esteban and Billy Mitchell,
• more weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Nicolas Cage,
• the new 15-minute National Lampoon’s Vacation short film starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo,
• Crash Course In Science performing “Cakes in the Home” on The Uncle Floyd Show circa 1980 (video),
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Backstage with Bob Dylan),
• Unseen64′s screenshots and videos from the unreleased video game GoldenEye 007 Remake (Xbox Live Arcade),
• Hulk Hogan imitating “Macho Man” Randy Savage on TNA Wrestling,
• Greg talking to Jesse Ventura at Barnes and Noble in Clifton, NJ,
• Abraham Lincoln and John Lennon conspiracy theories,
• Predator vs. Dick Cheney,
• Eliza Dushku selling clothes and car tires on eBay,
• our review of Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) starring John Cusack and Craig Robinson,
• our review of On the Waterfront (1954) starring Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint,
• Marlon Brando’s filmography,
• the upcoming movie MacGruber (2010) starring Will Forte and Val Kilmer,
• the best movies from 1960-1989,
• and the exclusive new version of “We Are the World” featuring Michael Jackson, Larry King, Louie Anderson, Sean Connery, Stan Lee, Dr. Phil, Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Al Gore, Billy Connolly, Don Knots, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Tom Green, Gary Busey, Jeff Bridges, Hulk Hogan, Marlon Brando, and Steven Seagal.

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In this episode:

• our trip to Late Show with David Letterman,
• Twilight (2008) starring Kristen Stewart,
• the Neil Diamond tribute band Super Diamond,
• JCVD (2008) starring Jean-Claude Van Damme,
• our review of Quantum of Solace (2008) starring Daniel Craig,
• our review of every James Bond movie ever made,
• the upcoming movie Valkyrie (2008) starring Tom Cruise,
• the trailer for the upcoming movie Star Trek (2009) starring Chris Pine,
• the upcoming movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) starring Shia LaBeouf,
• characters in movies not watching the road while driving,
• Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew starring Jeff Conaway and Gary Busey,
• the yelling commercial guy Billy Mays,
• NBC canceling My Own Worst Enemy starring Christian Slater,
• Worst Week starring Kyle Bornheimer,
• Stan Lee’s upcoming gay superhero show on Showtime,
• parents in Nebraska leaving their teenage children at hospitals,
• and another lawsuit against Michael Jackson.

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• Barack Obama’s Presidential election victory,
• useless political lawn signs and bumper stickers,
• John McCain on Saturday Night Live,
• CNN’s fake holograms,
• blankets with sleeves (www.getsnuggie.com and www.theslanket.com),
• Sarah Palin wearing a towel,
• California ballot propositions,
• the movie Ghost Son starring Ennis Cosby,
• Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew starring Jeff Conaway and Gary Busey,
• a celebrity death (Michael Crichton),
• the final episode of ER,
• Michael Crichton’s ridiculous views regarding global warming, aliens, DDT, and second hand smoke,
• Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D (2008) on DVD and Blu-ray,
• and an annoying feature on Wikipedia.

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• Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling on CMT,
• potential celebrity wrestlers (Bill Cosby, Louie Anderson, Dr. Phil, etc.),
• Slim Goodbody,
• I’m with Busey starring Gary Busey,
• Branded in the 80s (www.brandedinthe80s.com),
• issues of TV Guide from the late 1970s and early 1980s,
• Vivarin caffeine tablets,
• Colorforms Lazer Blazers 3-D holographic stickers,
• The New Body Boutique’s Second Skin space age slenderizer,
• Once Upon a Spy (1980) starring Ted Danson,
• an $800 Sears Beta VCR,
• an old photo of Larry David,
• Transformers Classics 2.0,
• the horrible original Ironhide and Ratchet Transformers,
• and a cool computer animated Transformers video on Transformers Universe (www.hasbro.com/transformers/universe).

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Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza!

In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments),
• the dueling Dr. Phils’ new album,
• a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two),
• Louie Anderson’s new hit single,
• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure),
• What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow),
• and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, “The Macho Man” Randy Savage, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy.

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In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (tension),
• the Lame Idiot of 2006 (Tom Cruise),
• Katie Holmes,
• the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight (2008) starring Christian Bale,
• Louie Anderson as the Penguin,
• Louie Anderson on The Weakest Link,
• Dr. Phil dancing on American Idol,
• the game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?,
• Dr. Phil controversies,
• celebrities trying to play professional sports (Elisabeth Shue, Andrew Shue, Garth Brooks, etc.),
• Voltron sneakers (submitted by Dennis in NC),
• an Eliza Dushku update,
• and Rookie of the Year (1993) starring Thomas Ian Nicholas and Gary Busey.

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