In this episode:

• the iPhone 4 on Verizon,
• a stupid style (sweater parties),
• a Five Guys correction,
• The Ron and Fez Show stealing our “This Man Is not Dead” bit,
• Australian comedian James Smith talking about seppos,
• making posters in elementary school for S.E.P.P.O. disabled competitive sporting events,
• Robopocalypse vs. the Roboplastic Podcastalypse,
• counterfeit versions of The Paunch Stevenson Show,
• old toy robots we’ve never heard of (Lords of Light, Micronauts, Interchangeables, Starriors, and Robo Force),
• Greg and Rob randomly seeing each other on the bus to NYC,
• the Paunch luck (Greg getting ripped off at a Chinese buffet in Manhattan),
• celebrity deaths (Gerry Rafferty, Captain Beefheart, Blake Edwards, and Bob Feller),
• our movie review of The Other Guys (2010) staring Will Ferrell,
• Michael J. Fox’s outtakes from The Frighteners (1996),
• AVGN James Rolfe’s interview with Marty McFly voice actor AJ LoCascio,
• Michael Gambon on British TV show Top Gear telling a crazy story about Christian Slater,
• Michael Caine on British TV show Parkinson doing an impersonation of himself and Sean Connery,
• and George Martin’s horrible 1998 album In My Life featuring Robin Williams, Bobby McFerrin, Jim Carrey, Sean Connery, and Billy Connolly.

Download this episode:
47 minute MP3 file – 21.5 MB (right-click to save)

Listen to this episode:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

In this episode:

• a roll call of our listeners,
• the New York Jets vs. the Indianapolis Colts,
• Jimmy the Greek,
• weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Steven Seagal vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme,
• Van Damme’s return to professional kickboxing,
• celebrity boxing (Dustin Diamond vs. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Rodman vs. Dennis Haskins),
• the Japanese believing Sony products break on purpose,
• pieces of the white Apple Macbook cracking off,
• Rob’s switch from the iPhone 3G to a free Pantech Reveal,
• a video of Pee-wee Herman using the Apple iPad,
• a fan dub of the G1 Transformers episode Scramble City,
• Alan Alda as the voice of Bumblebee,
• a Frank Welker fan site,
• Michael Bay’s belief that superheroes don’t wear masks,
• Dr. Phil as the voice of Optimus Prime,
• and George Lucas re-releasing the Star Wars movies in 3D.

Download this episode:
49.5 minute MP3 file – 22.7 MB (right-click to save)

Listen to this episode:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

In this episode:

• Black Friday,
• Regis Philbin’s hip surgery,
• Sammy Sosa turning white,
• Albert Belle chasing trick-or-treaters with a baseball bat,
• a funny web site suggested by listener Joe in KY: www.peopleofwalmart.com (disgusting back photo),
• Joe’s digital art web site,
• Steven Seagal’s upcoming TV show Lawman,
• Dennis Haskins on Twitter,
• Mark-Paul Gosselaar in the Off Broadway play The Understudy,
• Steven Tyler quitting Aerosmith,
• Curb Your Enthusiasm,
• Nicolas Cage going bankrupt,
• a new Vacation movie,
• Robin Williams,
• Chris Elliott on How I Met Your Mother,
• an Eliza Dushku update (Fox cancelling Dollhouse),
• the made-for-TV animated movie TMNT: Turtles Forever,
• Rob’s AT&T and iPhone 3G rant,
• Gus (1976) starring Don Knotts,
• and Oprah Winfrey’s new cable TV network.

Download this episode:
59 minute MP3 file – 27 MB (right-click to save)

Listen to this episode:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

On Saturday, July 12, 2008, I went to the Apple Store on 5th Ave. in Manhattan. This location is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. So how come I couldn’t go in?

The answer: because hundreds of people were lined up outside waiting to buy the new iPhone 3G and the Apple Store employees were only letting a few people into the store at a time. People like me who weren’t buying an iPhone had to wait in a separate line. The entire ordeal was ridiculous and unnecessary.

I hate waiting in line for five minutes at the grocery store, yet these fools were perfectly happy waiting in line for eight or nine hours to buy a telephone. You’d think it were a brand new invention.

What’s even more stupid is most of these idiots already have an iPhone from a year ago that’s 99% identical to the new one.

In this episode:

• another trip to the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com),
• meeting James Rolfe (the Angry Video Game Nerd) and trying to get him on the show,
• the Nostalgia Critic,
• celebrity deaths (Mel Ferrer, Bo Diddley, Harvey Korman, Jim McKay, Tim Russert, and George Carlin, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com),
• What Ever Happened To? (Jim J. Bullock),
• a psycho in Union Square Park claiming NASA is going to blow up Jupiter on 7/7/08,
• Project Lucifer,
• a Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling update,
• Sean Connery’s memoirs,
• Kung Fu Panda (2008) starring Jack Black,
• You Don’t Mess with the Zohan (2008) starring Adam Sandler,
• Kevin Nealon’s horrible acting,
• Dana Carvey’s new HBO comedy special Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies,
• Mike Myers,
• the upcoming movie Disaster Movie (2008),
• Frank Darabont’s Indiana Jones and the City of Gods script,
• the new Apple iPhone 3G and disposable gadgets,
• The Kid from Brooklyn on Last Comic Standing (www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com),
• Rob’s trip to California,
• Los Angeles vs. New York City,
• celebrity sightings (Lisa Bonet, Neil Patrick Harris, and Ryan Reynolds),
• and our listener Joe from Belleville, NJ.

Download this episode:
86 minute MP3 file – 39.4 MB (right-click to save)

Listen to this episode:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

In this episode:

• Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (1980, 2006) on DVD,
• Highlander: The Source (2007) starring Adrian Paul,
• director Brett Leonard and his horrible movies,
• The Lawnmower Man (1992) starring Pierce Brosnan,
• bad computer graphics,
• Virtuosity (1995) starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe,
• T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous (1998),
• Bloodfist VII: Manhunt (1995) starring Don “The Dragon” Wilson,
• Cobra (1986) starring Sylvester Stallone,
• Steven Seagal breaking Sean Connery’s wrist,
• Imus Ranch salsa,
• and the Apple iPhone price cut.

Download this episode:
24 minute MP3 file – 11 MB (right-click to save)

Listen to this episode:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

In this episode:

• a Sean Connery update,
• the Die Hard series of movies starring Bruce Willis,
• the Apple iPhone launch,
• a Transformers cosplay video on YouTube.com,
• a five foot tall Devastator by Shane (www.kingbotz.com),
• useless Japanese robots,
• anticipation for Transformers opening July 3, 2007,
• a listener’s web site (pleasesavemerobots.blogspot.com by Esteban),
• celebrity deaths (Charles Nelson Reilly, Don Herbert, and Liz Claiborne, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com),
• The Wizard (1989) starring Fred Savage and Christian Slater,
• The Vanishing (1993) starring Jeff Bridges and Kiefer Sutherland,
• What Ever Happened To? (Fred Savage and Ben Savage),
• and WWE wrestler Chris Benoit’s steroid-induced murders and suicide.

Download this episode:
24 minute MP3 file – 11 MB (right-click to save)

Listen to this episode:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.