In this episode:

• our giant movie review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) in 3D, starring Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,
• the ridiculous length of the movie,
• the end of the shaky camera fad,
• a list of movies and TV shows Michael Bay ripped off (The Transformers, Superman, The Watchmen, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and Jackie Chan’s Who Am I?),
• illogical Duracell battery pricing at Staples,
• our roll call of robots in the movie (Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Sentinal Prime, Starscream, Megatron, Shockwave, Soundwave, and dozens of unnamed robots),
• Sentinal Prime’s face modeled after Sean Connery,
• Bay’s horrendous computer animated version of John F. Kennedy,
• Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) constantly screaming and crying,
• Bay’s terrible Barack Obama impersonator,
• Sam spending an hour going on job interviews,
• Leonard Nimoy as the voice of Sentinal Prime and Galvatron,
• various plot holes,
• Optimus Prime actually wondering where his trailer went in the movie,
• robots who were killed in the movie (the unnamed Scottish Autobot, Ironhide, Megatron, Starscream, the unnamed Decepticon bird, etc.),
• our welcoming of the inevitable Transformers movie reboot,
• Transformers spitting,
• Michael Bay turning Optimus Prime into a ruthless murderer,
• Peter Cullen and Frank Welker’s voice acting,
• Shia LaBeouf’s recent acting career (Eagle Eye and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps),
• Bay’s constant use of slow motion,
• billions of dollars worth of damage in action movies with no consequences,
• hacking into objects,
• Bay’s ignorance of science,
• the lack of rules and continuity in Bay’s Transformers movies,
• What Ever Happened To? (Bugle Boy jeans, Z. Cavaricci genie pants, Zubaz, IOU sweatshirts, B.U.M. Equipment, etc.),
• Roseanne Barr’s reality show Roseanne’s Nuts on Lifetime,
• a Transformers: Dark of the Moon cameo by Scott Krinsky from Chuck,
• Bay’s completely wasted use of 3D,
• fans feeling obligated to watch bad movies,
• Glynn Turman appearing in Super 8 (2011) and Gremlins (1984),
• Sean Connery’s brother Neil Connery starring in bad movies: OK Connery (1967) and The Body Stealers (1969),
• celebrity deaths (Peter Falk and Sherwood Schwartz),
• Paul Reiser and The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 2,
• and a new stupid style (extremely short cutoff shorts with dangling pockets).

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In this episode:

• our movie review of Avatar (2009) in IMAX 3D,
• our movie review of It’s Complicated (2009) starring Alec Baldwin,
• the upcoming Mad Max movie Fury Road (2011) not starring Mel Gibson,
• the upcoming movie The Kung Fu Kid (2010) starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan,
• Barcade in Brooklyn,
• downloading and converting Flash videos with RealPlayer,
• creating an anaglyph (red and blue) 3D image in Photoshop,
• Steven Seagal’s TV show Lawman,
• the new TV show Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura,
• the Montel Williams HealthMaster blender,
• our review of Shout! Factory’s The Transformers: 25th Anniversary Matrix of Leadership Edition DVD boxed set,
• 1980s Transformers G1 voice actors (Michael Bell, Frank Welker, Jack Angel, etc.),
• azrael723′s gigantic Transformers costumes,
• our review of Ghostbusters (1984) on Blu-ray,
• repurchasing music and movies,
• YouTube videos loading too slowly,
• the Lame Idiot of 2009,
• The Hangover (2009) starring Zach Galifianakis,
• an email from the fake George Harrison,
• and celebrity deaths (Brittany Murphy and George Michael).

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In this episode:

• popular movie series Rob hasn’t seen,
• the upcoming Indiana Jones movie,
• the rap version of “The Gambler” by Coolio and Kenny Rogers,
• the upcoming movie Star Trek (2008) starring Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy,
• William Shatner and Captain Kirk’s death,
• Stan Lee,
• Lost in Space (1998) starring William Hurt and Matt LeBlanc,
• the upcoming movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) starring Jason Lee,
• Droopy,
• the upcoming movie Rush Hour 3 (2007) starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker,
• and USA Network’s Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Steven Seagal movie marathon.

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