The Paunch Stevenson Show super mega movie review of Transformers!

In this episode:

• our Transformers (2007) movie review with Adam in SC,
• the Transformers’ lack of dialogue and personality,
• shaky camera work during battles,
• lengthy transformations,
• Hugo Weaving’s lame Megatron voice,
• Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime,
• Darius McCrary as the voice of Jazz,
• the Allspark cube,
• eBay,
• the World Wide Web and Al Gore,
• Jon Voight’s pronunciation of “robot,”
• a list of movies that Transformers (2007) ripped off (They Live, Small Soldiers, Superman, AVP: Alien vs. Predator, Independence Day, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, etc.),
• the lack of machines in the 1930s,
• Kremzeek,
• the lack of the Transformers’ backstory,
• the trailer for the upcoming untitled J.J. Abrams movie (2008),
• season two of Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee,
• our movie review of Live Free or Die Hard (2007) starring Bruce Willis and Justin Long,
• Herbie the Love Bug,
• the Transformers peeing and playing hide and seek,
• impressive fan CGI,
• and a line from The Transformers: The Movie (1986).

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Since early 2006, Apple has been paying Justin Long to lie about Macintosh and Windows computers in its commercials. He’s also an actor and is starring in the upcoming movie Live Free or Die Hard (2007) with Bruce Willis and Kevin Smith.