Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

• the old show theme song (from episode 3),
• interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
• our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
• the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
• The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
• Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
• My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
• music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
• the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
• duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
• our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
• Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
• Max Wright (from episode 21),
• our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
• Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
• the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
• Tom Green (from episode 27),
• educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
• Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
• our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
• Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
• the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
• Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
• Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
• fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
• Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
• and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (nuclear fusion using lasers),
• Rob getting the complete series of Get a Life on DVD,
• Family Matters season one coming to DVD in June 2010,
• celebrity deaths (Corey Haim, Peter Graves, and Robert Culp),
• Jon Voight as Jim Phelps in Mission: Impossible (1996),
• Esteban and Billy Mitchell,
• more weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Nicolas Cage,
• the new 15-minute National Lampoon’s Vacation short film starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo,
• Crash Course In Science performing “Cakes in the Home” on The Uncle Floyd Show circa 1980 (video),
• Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Backstage with Bob Dylan),
• Unseen64′s screenshots and videos from the unreleased video game GoldenEye 007 Remake (Xbox Live Arcade),
• Hulk Hogan imitating “Macho Man” Randy Savage on TNA Wrestling,
• Greg talking to Jesse Ventura at Barnes and Noble in Clifton, NJ,
• Abraham Lincoln and John Lennon conspiracy theories,
• Predator vs. Dick Cheney,
• Eliza Dushku selling clothes and car tires on eBay,
• our review of Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) starring John Cusack and Craig Robinson,
• our review of On the Waterfront (1954) starring Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint,
• Marlon Brando’s filmography,
• the upcoming movie MacGruber (2010) starring Will Forte and Val Kilmer,
• the best movies from 1960-1989,
• and the exclusive new version of “We Are the World” featuring Michael Jackson, Larry King, Louie Anderson, Sean Connery, Stan Lee, Dr. Phil, Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Al Gore, Billy Connolly, Don Knots, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Tom Green, Gary Busey, Jeff Bridges, Hulk Hogan, Marlon Brando, and Steven Seagal.

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In this episode:

• updates to the Paunch Stevenson Show web site,
• Rob’s phones vs. email vs. text messaging rant,
• Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien’s NBC nonsense,
• Rob’s late night talk show rant,
• Bernie Madoff and Wall Street,
• the price of baseball card packs,
• the upcoming movie The A-Team (2010) starring Liam Neeson,
• NBC’s upcoming TV show remake The Rockford Files,
• the upcoming movie remake Caesar: Planet of the Apes (2010),
• the upcoming movie remake Ghosts of Mars (2010) remake,
• the upcoming movie Spider-Man: The Teenage Years (2011) starring Michael Cera,
• Louie Anderson on Facebook and Twitter,
• Hulk Hogan,
• Microsoft’s Project Natal,
• a Steven Seagal video game,
• and 3D HDTVs.

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Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza!

In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments),
• the dueling Dr. Phils’ new album,
• a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two),
• Louie Anderson’s new hit single,
• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure),
• What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow),
• and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, “The Macho Man” Randy Savage, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy.

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In this episode:

• a friend trying to cash in comic books,
• the Close Encounters of the Third Kind 30th Anniversary Ultimate Edition DVD boxed set,
• XM Satellite Radio,
• the upcoming movie Iron Man (2008) starring Robert Downey Jr. and Samuel L. Jackson,
• the speeds of various animals,
• Hot to Trot (1988) starring Bobcat Goldthwait and John Candy,
• old cartoons and TV shows on In2TV AOL Television for free (www.in2tv.com),
• Ed O’Neill as the 1-800-COLLECT Phone Patrol,
• Louie Anderson,
• and the boring second host of The Weakest Link George Gray.

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In this episode:

• the upcoming The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones DVD boxed sets,
• Halloween (2007) starring Malcolm McDowell,
• The Invasion (2007) starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig,
• Cindy Crawford,
• movie commercials,
• Michael Jackson,
• Louie Anderson’s DVD commentary,
• SpaghettiOs,
• Campbell’s microwavable soups,
• director Andrew Davis,
• a white Sammy Davis, Jr.,
• Alan Alda,
• and Michael Douglas.

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In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (tension),
• the Lame Idiot of 2006 (Tom Cruise),
• Katie Holmes,
• the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight (2008) starring Christian Bale,
• Louie Anderson as the Penguin,
• Louie Anderson on The Weakest Link,
• Dr. Phil dancing on American Idol,
• the game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?,
• Dr. Phil controversies,
• celebrities trying to play professional sports (Elisabeth Shue, Andrew Shue, Garth Brooks, etc.),
• Voltron sneakers (submitted by Dennis in NC),
• an Eliza Dushku update,
• and Rookie of the Year (1993) starring Thomas Ian Nicholas and Gary Busey.

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In this episode:

• getting sponsors for the show,
• a My Chemical Romance update,
• Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad campaign causing a panic in Boston, MA,
• more goofy WWF wrestler gimmicks (Reverend Slick, Doink the Clown, etc.),
• poorly compressed video on Time Warner Digital Cable,
• HBO,
• cartoon shows on Boomerang,
• repetitive radio stations,
• Nintendo sneakers by Run Athletics (www.myspace.com/runathletics),
• the upcoming Indiana Jones movie,
• TheRaider.net,
• and the Family Feud video game starring Louie Anderson.

Happy birthday to Johnilyn in SC!

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In this episode:

• boom cars and They Might Be Giants in Atlantic City, NJ,
• a special message from Louie Anderson,
• The Commute podcast (www.thecommute.org, currently offline),
• the teaser trailer and cast for the upcoming movie Transformers (2007),
• Al Pacino as Optimus Prime,
• veteran voice actors Peter Cullen and Frank Welker,
• a listener review of Superman Returns (2006) by Dennis in NC,
• Nicolas Cage and Dr. Phil as Superman,
• Kirk Cameron’s Left Behind video game,
• and the recent Apple Macintosh television ads lying about Microsoft Windows and PCs.

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In this episode:

• celebrity deaths (Paul Gleason and Aaron Spelling),
• What Ever Happened To? (Jason Priestley),
• a Jerry Lewis update,
• Louie Anderson’s surgery,
• Jaleel White’s rumored suicide,
• the Paunch bad luck (Lewis, Louie, etc.),
• trying to watch Tom Green’s new show,
• an Eliza Dushku update,
• and LoveFilm.com’s poll of the most irritating film characters (www.lovefilm.com).

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