Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

• the old show theme song (from episode 3),
• interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
• our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
• the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
• The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
• Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
• My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
• music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
• the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
• duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
• our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
• Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
• Max Wright (from episode 21),
• our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
• Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
• the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
• Tom Green (from episode 27),
• educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
• Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
• our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
• Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
• the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
• Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
• Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
• fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
• Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
• and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza!

In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments),
• the dueling Dr. Phils’ new album,
• a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two),
• Louie Anderson’s new hit single,
• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure),
• What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow),
• and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, “The Macho Man” Randy Savage, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy.

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In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (from episode 37),
• Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison, from episode 20),
• the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD (from episode 34),
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Tootsie Roll commercial, from episode 21),
• My Million Dollar Year (www.mymilliondollaryear.net, from episode 27),
• Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War, from episode 18),
• Jaleel White’s rumored suicide (from episode 36),
• and Dr. Phil (from episode 33).

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In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Christopher Columbus),
• Barry Manilow and Bing Crosby music used in Australia to combat loud cars,
• a Ukrainian man killed by a lioness at a Kiev zoo,
• Professor Sir John Pendry’s invisibility cloak,
• a Florida man drowning while trying to save a toy boat,
• celebrity deaths (Billy Preston),
• Billy Connolly,
• Chris Latta as the original voice of Moe and Mr. Burns on The Simpsons,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Great Space Coaster theme song).

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In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (the Wright brothers),
• Barry Bonds,
• professional athletes assaulting spectators,
• Chuck Norris Facts,
• the IMAX movie Deep Sea 3D (2006),
• portable MP3 players causing hearing loss among teenagers,
• the Kennedys’ bizarre accent,
• extending the human life span,
• Highlander (1986) starring Christopher Lambert,
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings theme song),
• Bill Cosby and PicturePages,
• and Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

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In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison),
• the comic strip Conehenge: The Story of a Jersey Schlub by Richard Telofski (www.conehenge.com),
• the Rocket Racing League (www.rocketracingleague.com),
• Snazzy Nazz,
• a worthless gym teacher,
• demolition soccer,
• and misbehaving in the elementary school library (knocking over bookcases, faking epileptic seizures, mocking filmstrips, etc.).

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In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War),
• George Washington’s retreat through Belleville, NJ,
• cherry blossoms,
• insane elementary school memories (razzmatazz, the fake stock market war, the paper war, caged dodgeball, the big splash, the lead apple, and Mr. F’s aerodynamic baseball bat),
• incorrectly scored standardized tests,
• the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS),
• the Early Warning Test (EWT),
• the High School Proficiency Test (HSPT),
• and the listener annoying word of the episode by GT in Brooklyn.

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