Richard Simmons – The Paunch Stevenson Show

Episode 258

In this episode:

Paul McCartney collaborating with Kayne West?,
“Only One” sung properly by Sarah Close (video),
the lousy Celebrity Apprentice 7 cast,
the upcoming Star Wars: Battle Pod arcade game,
Weird Al’s 2015 tour,
overpriced music festivals,
Greg meeting friendly Hugh Jackman and unfriendly Sting,
the T-Rex at the Toys “R” Us in Times Square,
Greg also meeting the lovely Ruth Wilson and enigmatic Jake Gyllenhaal,
another Olivia Munn encounter,
Wade Boggs on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and meeting him in person,
Tim Kitzrow- the voice of NBA Jam (Unrated SNES prototype),
a Richard Simmons update,
celebrity death (Joe Franklin),
hipsters now dressing like old prospectors from the 19th century,
1980s lenticular baseball cards Sportflics,
Topps baseball sticker books,
early 1990s glossy/high-end sports card craze (Stadium Club, Fleer Ultra, Action Packed, etc.),
and Danny McEvoy covering “This One” by Paul McCartney (video).

Hugh Jackman & Sting (Theater District, New York City, 1/2/2015):

Olivia Munn (Apple Store, NYC, 1/14/2015) & Jurassic Park T-Rex (Toys ‘R’ Us, NYC, 1/17/2015) :

Hall of Fame baseball player/beer guzzler Wade Boggs (Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 1/25/2015):

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In this episode:

Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dancing with the Stars,
blind people carrying guns in public in Iowa,
Richard Simmons now,
combat juggling,
Dr. Phil’s $65,000 reverse-aging CVAC egg pod,
Rob almost struck by lightning,
Seaside Heights, NJ, boardwalk fire,
David Bowie, Elvis Costello, and Eric Clapton were racists?,
Sketchy “It doesn’t get better” bully parody starring Scut Farkus, Donkey Lips, and John Kreese,
Rob’s new TV show idea: Bait House,
Tami Erin makes a sex tape,
our review of Google Glass,
the Tiger R-Zone,
the October 2013 New York Comic Con guest lineup,
ridiculous prices for an autograph and/or photo with Sylvester Stallone,
and the fall 2013 Chiller Theatre guest lineup.

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I can’t even imagine what this would be like:

Supposedly, the Bob Ross Wii game is still in the works, too:

In this episode:

an odd voice mail message on Rob’s mobile phone,
Isaac Hayes quitting South Park,
a Kevin Federline update,
the definition of “PopoZao,”
Richard Simmons’s hair,
the 1,000 pound man Michael Hebranko,
The Old Jingle of the Episode (Toys “R” Us commercial),
Kids “R” Us,
Jerry Lewis’s 80th birthday,
Rob getting credit in the Belleville Times for Greg’s middle school geography bee victory,
and My Chemical Romance exaggerating in interviews.

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In this episode:

Rob experiencing the Paunch bad luck on an airplane,
the Rutgers Scarlet Knights in the Insight Bowl,
a listener get-rich-quick scheme from Eric in NJ,
New Year’s Eve in Times Square,
a Kevin Federline update (www.kevinfederline.com),
“PopoZao,”
local psychos (the towel-neck guy, the Jamaican bike riding guy, and the fake Amish guy),
the Amish chant,
Richard Simmons and his strange dolls (www.richardsimmons.com),
a substitute janitor,
and the annoying word of the episode.

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