safe cracker – The Paunch Stevenson Show

We finally open Rob’s 111-year-old safe, thanks to World Champion Safe Cracker Jeff Sitar! What’s inside??

In this episode:

Rob’s bars of silver,
not keeping the boxes to our old toys growing up,
Dave Coulier constantly farting on the Full House set,
the Full House cast reunion,
the faux cast replacement for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
opening Rob’s antique safe,
the defunct Victor Safe and Lock Company,
introducing World Champion Safe Cracker Jeff Sitar (website),
Jeff’s background in safe cracking,
working as a consultant on action/heist movies,
being featured on Discovery Channel, History Channel, Good Morning America, etc.,
bank vault safeguards,
what’s Rob’s safe worth?,
Jeff’s martial arts training,
Bruce Lee,
Jackie Chan contacting Jeff and sending him an autographed copy of his movie Rob-B-Hood (2006),
Horatio Sanz vs. Kevin Smith,
an amazing fan-made Star Wars Tie Fighter animation by Otaking77077 (video),
where CGI cartoon shows have gone wrong,
the Coleco Dukes of Hazzard Power Cycle,
toy and video game prices in 1983,
and Game Show Network’s dating show Baggage hosted by Jerry Springer.

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In this episode:

our review of The Expendables 2 (2012) starring Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
lots of guns and people getting shot,
even more blood and gore,
Dolph Lundgren’s chemical engineering degree coming in handy,
Chuck Norris facts,
Van Damme’s accent,
the high number of Indiana Jones references,
“classic” combat,
our ideas for the next sequel,
the trailer for Seven Psychopaths (2012) ripping off David Spade’s Lost and Found (1999),
a 100-year-old locked safe in Rob’s basement,
world champion safe cracker Jeff Sitar,
opening the safe on the air in a future episode,
Nintendo Power magazine ceasing publication (1988-2012),
Rob’s attempt to sell a huge crate of old issues,
being duped into buying bad video games by Nintendo Power previews and reviews,
Robs dog eating cat vomit,
celebrity deaths (William Windom, Tony Scott, Neil Armstrong, Phyllis Diller, and Michael Clarke Duncan),
Jesse Ventura’s “poisoned bottle water” conspiracy,
the origin of the expression “the whole nine yards”,
Greg meeting John Schneider of Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville,
problems getting a good picture with him,
deciding what items to get signed,
Greg’s home-made Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake from 1982,
and Wezzer’s rendition of the Dukes of Hazzard theme song.