Happy New Year!!

In this episode:

• a sing off: Eliza Dushku’s “Freedom” vs. Paul McCartney’s “Freedom”,
• Yoko Ono ruining the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus performances,
• John Lennon in The Dirty Mac with Eric Clapton, Mitch Mitchell, and Keith Richards,
• Rob’s genius idea #1 (bomb scare to cancel a sports game),
• Jean-Claude Van Damme playing hockey in Sudden Death (1995),
• Rob’s genius idea #2 (everybody gets a free crime to commit),
• Tom Cruise hires people to be his fans in India,
• Tom Hanks posting pictures of his injured thumb on Twitter,
• our new Paunch Twitter account,
• Alec Baldwin gets thrown off a plane and makes fun of it on Saturday Night Live,
• the trailer for the upcoming movie The Three Stooges (2012),
• a remake of Gilligan’s Island starring the cast of Curb Your Enthusiasm,
• Unabomber Ted Kasinsky being tortured with CIA mind control,
• more incompetent bus drivers,
• What Ever Happened To? (comedian Bob Nelson),
• the new Modern Warfare video game making $4 billion in its first few days of sales,
• Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake suing Hogan’s ex-wife,
• Miyamoto not retiring from Nintendo,
• our Lame Idiot of the Year award goes to Charlie Sheen,
• and the runner up is Kim Kardashian.

Here’s our take on the Curb Your Enthusiasm cast starring in a new Gilligan’s Island!

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In this episode:

• Rob’s upgrade to Windows 7,
• April Fools’ Day gag involving the Bio Force Ape prototype NES game,
• homebrew Bio Force Ape programmer foiled,
• Sega developed the Microsoft Xbox?,
• the video game prototype scene,
• the Angry Video Game Nerd’s future,
• movies that kill franchises (The Jerky Boys: The Movie, Big Top Pee-wee, etc.),
• Pee-wee Herman on Saturday Night Live (video),
• the upcoming third Bill and Ted movie starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter,
• Nicolas Cage arrested in New Orleans while busting into houses and screaming in the street,
• the upcoming cartoon series The Governator starring Arnold Schwarzenegger,
• the Fake Stan Lee meets the Real Stan Lee,
• and Ted Danson’s lack of podium microphone skills.

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In this episode:

• Mike Tyson and Jennifer Connelly growing up in the Catskill Mountains,
• the series finale of MADtv on Fox,
• the season finale of Saturday Night Live featuring Will Ferrell, Norm Macdonald, Tom Hanks, and other celebrities (Celebrity Jeopardy! video),
• the series finale of My Name Is Earl on NBC,
• Norm Macdonald playing Burt Reynolds’s son,
• Dollhouse starring Eliza Dushku,
• Dane Cook’s new comedy special Isolated Incident,
• the commercial for the movie Drag Me to Hell (2009),
• hip hop artist Danger Mouse releasing a CD-R as his new album,
• the horrendous state of rock and pop music,
• Frankie Valli and The Bee Gees singing with weird chicken voices,
• listener mail from Dawn in NJ (Disney eggs),
• children’s food gimmicks (Smurfs SpaghettiOs, Pac-Man cereal, Marshmallow Krispies, Cookie Crisp, etc.),
• Cap’n Crunch cereal melting in milk,
• a celebrity death (Wayne Allwine, the voice of Mickey Mouse),
• What Ever Happened To? (Disney’s classic characters),
• the origin of Baba Booey,
• the new premium movie channel Epix,
• Star Trek (2009) movie reviews by listeners Joe in KY and Dennis in CA,
• and Dennis’s waterboarding contest.

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In this episode:

• Alex Rodriguez vs. Babe Ruth,
• steroids,
• Hulk Hogan,
• TNA wrestler “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal,
• a video of “Macho Man” Randy Savage crying,
• PSE&G’s upcoming GreenFest 2009 featuring Ed Begley Jr. and Bill Nye,
• the upcoming video game Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings,
• watching The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) at the historic Loew’s Jersey Theater in Jersey City, NJ,
• photos from the James Bond night at Loew’s,
• Roman Polanski vs. Woody Allen vs. Michael Jackson vs. Jerry Lee Lewis,
• Eliza Dushku and the Paunch luck,
• actor Dennis Haysbert,
• and another Saturday Night Live skit about blind NY governor David Paterson.

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Don’t forget: nominate your Lame Idiot of 2008!

In this episode:

• Burger King’s meat-scented cologne,
• Jeff Gagliardi’s Etch-a-Sketch art,
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Mr. Belvedere, coming to DVD in March 2009),
• the 5 1/4″ Floppy Disk Sleeve Archive,
• 1980s gross out toys (Skateboard Smack-Ups and Madballs),
• He-Man and the Masters of the Universe slime,
• Bruce Springsteen,
• a Saturday Night Live skit about blind NY governor David Paterson,
• “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Dr. Elmo,
• Coldplay being sued by Creaky Boards and Joe Satriani for “Viva la Vida,”
• the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 2009 nominees (Jeff Beck, Chic, Wanda Jackson, Little Anthony and the Imperials, Metallica, Run-D.M.C., The Stooges, War, and Bobby Womack),
• a birthday cake for three-year-old Adolph Hitler Campbell,
• the Panasonic 3DO Interactive Multiplayer and M2 home video game consoles,
• the horrendous Sony PlayStation 3 video game Home,
• and every episode of the TV show Get a Life online.

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In this episode:

• Barack Obama’s Presidential election victory,
• useless political lawn signs and bumper stickers,
• John McCain on Saturday Night Live,
• CNN’s fake holograms,
• blankets with sleeves (www.getsnuggie.com and www.theslanket.com),
• Sarah Palin wearing a towel,
• California ballot propositions,
• the movie Ghost Son starring Ennis Cosby,
• Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew starring Jeff Conaway and Gary Busey,
• a celebrity death (Michael Crichton),
• the final episode of ER,
• Michael Crichton’s ridiculous views regarding global warming, aliens, DDT, and second hand smoke,
• Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D (2008) on DVD and Blu-ray,
• and an annoying feature on Wikipedia.

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The Paunch Stevenson Show trip to the Fun N Games arcade!

In this episode:

• driving through Newark, NJ, while listening to William Shatner’s music,
• a Larry David moment on the PATH,
• old handicapped drivers on the highway,
• the Curb Your Enthusiasm season finale,
• our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations,
• our visit to the Fun N Games arcade at Willowbrook Mall in Wayne, NJ, before it shut down,
• the upcoming video game Ghostbusters III,
• Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre,
• children’s birthday parties at McDonald’s and Burger King,
• the Treasure Troll doll fad in the early 1990s,
• Elmo,
• Teddy Ruxpin,
• The Secret City Adventures starring Commander Mark,
• Shirt Tales and The Smurfs,
• the abundance of karate schools in Belleville, NJ,
• the Biography channel,
• Rickel Home Centers,
• Home Depot,
• stupid job interviewers,
• employment agencies,
• the current season of Saturday Night Live only lasting four episodes,
• and the Broadway stagehand strike.

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In this episode:

• George Lucas and the upcoming Indiana Jones movie,
• Frank Edward Nora and The Overnightscape podcast (www.theovernightscape.com),
• our Paunch Stevenson Show listener drawing contest,
• Eddie Murphy playing multiple roles in movies,
• various Saturday Night Live casts,
• The Ladies Man (2000) starring Tim Meadows,
• Saved By the Bell and Saved By the Bell: The New Class,
• and Dennis Haskins’ recent filmography.

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In this episode:

• “We Are the World” by USA for Africa,
• Taxi (2004) starring Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah,
• bad Saturday Night Live movies (A Night at the Roxbury, The Ladies Man, etc.),
• Christmas movies (The Year Without a Santa Claus remake starring John Goodman, Home Alone, A Christmas Story, Santa Claus: The Movie, Babes in Toyland, White Christmas, etc.),
• the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree,
• the impressive annual Christmas display in a backyard in Belleville, NJ,
• robots
• the annual Christmas display at Fountains of Wayne in Wayne, NJ (www.fountainsofwaynenj.com),
• Fairfield Garden Center’s annual Christmas Ice Caverns display in Fairfield, NJ (www.fairfieldgardencenter.com),
• and a look back at last year’s Paunch Stevenson Show Christmas episode.

Happy holidays!

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• “Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band” by Meco,
• Ben and Jerry Stiller,
• Poseidon (2006) starring Kurt Russell and Richard Dreyfuss,
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Al Gore on Saturday Night Live,
• various celebrity impersonations (Jim Nabors, Don Knotts, Christopher Lloyd, etc.),
• X-Men and other comic book movies,
• Apple’s QuickTime.com web site crashing Rob’s Firefox browser,
• people drenched in paint for Jose Cuervo’s National Flavors Day,
• the Superman Returns (2006) trailer,
• more IMAX nonsense,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (G.I. Joe theme song).

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