Happy New Year!!

In this episode:

• Bond on Bond by Roger Moore,
• meeting Sir Moore at his book signing at Barnes and Noble on Fifth Ave. in NYC,
• what does Paunch fan @spacemandavid sound like?,
• various British accents,
• more Paunch Luck video/photo fails,
• our movie review of Skyfall (2012) starring Daniel Craig,
• English homes having nick names,
• homages to old Bond films,
• Joey Buttafuoco on Judge Alex,
• Eliza Dushku shooting a new pilot for The Saint,
• Sean Connery at the US Open with Andy Murray and Sir Alex Ferguson,
• Penn Jillette’s new book Every Day is an Atheist Holiday,
• meeting Penn at his book signing at Barnes and Noble on Warren St. in NYC,
• his Celebrity Apprentice thoughts,
• our rant on Kevin Clash and Elmo,
• TruTV’s Killer Karaoke hosted by Steve-O,
• Dennis Haskins still getting work,
• LEGO Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out (2012) animated movie,
• our Lame Idiot of the Year award goes to Donald Trump (Lame Page),
• and the upcoming masterpiece film After Earth (2013) starring Will and Jaden Smith.

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In this episode:

• celebrity deaths (Ray Bradbury, Richard Dawson),
• Paunch Stevenson Family Feud, starring Richard Dawson,
• Old has been celebs, featuring Lou Ferrigno, Stan Lee, Sean Connery, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Louie Anderson,
• Old cartoon characters, featuring Megatron, Starscream, Peter Griffin, ALF, and Lion-O,
• the Dueling Dr. Phils return to sing “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga, “California Gurls” by Katy Perry, “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele, and “Starships” by Nicki Minaj,
• TV commericals interrupting other commercials,
• What Ever Happened To? (Jake Steinfeld, a.k.a. Big Brother Jake, a.k.a. Body by Jake),
• our nicknames for middle school janitors,
• the Pramp-Pramp Posse (P.P.P.),
• canceled television shows coming back years later and viewers not caring,
• Futurama, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?,
• Apple stealing Rob’s idea for the iPad from 1988,
• What Ever Happened To? (Vin Diesel and Shia LeBouf),
• Phil Collins- the world’s largest Civil War memorabilia collector,
• recalling David Duchovny in Zoolander (2001),
• the dumb “two cups and a string” telephone science experiment,
• Namco’s Flamin’ Finger arcade game is a scam,
• and the old jingle of the episode, “Garden of Your Mind” by Mister Rogers.

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In this episode:

• our giant movie review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) in 3D, starring Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,
• the ridiculous length of the movie,
• the end of the shaky camera fad,
• a list of movies and TV shows Michael Bay ripped off (The Transformers, Superman, The Watchmen, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and Jackie Chan’s Who Am I?),
• illogical Duracell battery pricing at Staples,
• our roll call of robots in the movie (Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Sentinal Prime, Starscream, Megatron, Shockwave, Soundwave, and dozens of unnamed robots),
• Sentinal Prime’s face modeled after Sean Connery,
• Bay’s horrendous computer animated version of John F. Kennedy,
• Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) constantly screaming and crying,
• Bay’s terrible Barack Obama impersonator,
• Sam spending an hour going on job interviews,
• Leonard Nimoy as the voice of Sentinal Prime and Galvatron,
• various plot holes,
• Optimus Prime actually wondering where his trailer went in the movie,
• robots who were killed in the movie (the unnamed Scottish Autobot, Ironhide, Megatron, Starscream, the unnamed Decepticon bird, etc.),
• our welcoming of the inevitable Transformers movie reboot,
• Transformers spitting,
• Michael Bay turning Optimus Prime into a ruthless murderer,
• Peter Cullen and Frank Welker’s voice acting,
• Shia LaBeouf’s recent acting career (Eagle Eye and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps),
• Bay’s constant use of slow motion,
• billions of dollars worth of damage in action movies with no consequences,
• hacking into objects,
• Bay’s ignorance of science,
• the lack of rules and continuity in Bay’s Transformers movies,
• What Ever Happened To? (Bugle Boy jeans, Z. Cavaricci genie pants, Zubaz, IOU sweatshirts, B.U.M. Equipment, etc.),
• Roseanne Barr’s reality show Roseanne’s Nuts on Lifetime,
• a Transformers: Dark of the Moon cameo by Scott Krinsky from Chuck,
• Bay’s completely wasted use of 3D,
• fans feeling obligated to watch bad movies,
• Glynn Turman appearing in Super 8 (2011) and Gremlins (1984),
• Sean Connery’s brother Neil Connery starring in bad movies: OK Connery (1967) and The Body Stealers (1969),
• celebrity deaths (Peter Falk and Sherwood Schwartz),
• Paul Reiser and The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 2,
• and a new stupid style (extremely short cutoff shorts with dangling pockets).

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In this episode:

• celebrity deaths (Jack LaLanne),
• WWF wrestler Dino Bravo,
• Rob’s new solo podcast The Goodrob13 Music Show,
• walking around NYC talking into a sock,
• Frank Nora’s podcast network The Overnightscape Underground,
• the Overnightscape Central podcast,
• Sean Connery refusing to participate in the 50th anniversary of James Bond,
• Zardoz (1974) starring Sean Connery,
• Will Smith’s daughter Willow Smith starring in an upcoming remake of Annie,
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
• Ashton Kutcher’s new TV show,
• the lack of talent in Hollywood today,
• The Dark Knight Rises (2012) starring Anne Hathaway as Catwoman,
• more of Stan Lee’s Twitter tweets,
• The Celebrity Apprentice season 4 starring Gary Busey and La Toya Jackson,
• Regis Philbin retiring from Live with Regis and Kelly in November 2011,
• IBM’s computer Watson competing against humans on Jeopardy!,
• Eliza Dushku updates (The Big Bang Theory, her broken finger, and her car being towed),
• the return of Bagels Plus in Belleville, NJ,
• drawing posters about Belleville in seventh grade,
• Chicken Galore,
• our nasty psychotic seventh grade math teacher (and part-time clown),
• the vice principal getting punched out,
• our typing teacher playing The Howard Stern Show and selling watches in class,
• his son’s collection of every G1 Transformer in the box,
• and a different classmate’s collection.

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In this episode:

• the iPhone 4 on Verizon,
• a stupid style (sweater parties),
• a Five Guys correction,
• The Ron and Fez Show stealing our “This Man Is not Dead” bit,
• Australian comedian James Smith talking about seppos,
• making posters in elementary school for S.E.P.P.O. disabled competitive sporting events,
• Robopocalypse vs. the Roboplastic Podcastalypse,
• counterfeit versions of The Paunch Stevenson Show,
• old toy robots we’ve never heard of (Lords of Light, Micronauts, Interchangeables, Starriors, and Robo Force),
• Greg and Rob randomly seeing each other on the bus to NYC,
• the Paunch luck (Greg getting ripped off at a Chinese buffet in Manhattan),
• celebrity deaths (Gerry Rafferty, Captain Beefheart, Blake Edwards, and Bob Feller),
• our movie review of The Other Guys (2010) staring Will Ferrell,
• Michael J. Fox’s outtakes from The Frighteners (1996),
• AVGN James Rolfe’s interview with Marty McFly voice actor AJ LoCascio,
• Michael Gambon on British TV show Top Gear telling a crazy story about Christian Slater,
• Michael Caine on British TV show Parkinson doing an impersonation of himself and Sean Connery,
• and George Martin’s horrible 1998 album In My Life featuring Robin Williams, Bobby McFerrin, Jim Carrey, Sean Connery, and Billy Connolly.

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