In this episode:

• Star Wars movies being re-released in theaters in 3D starting with The Phantom Menace,
• Rob’s Star Wars knowledge derived only from video games,
• Darth Vader and Jedi hamburgers in France (link),
• What Ever Happened to? (Hayden Christensen),
• Shattered Glass (2003) starring Hayden Christensen,
• cross dressing Larry a.k.a. Lana Wachowski,
• upcoming box office bomb Cloud Atlas (2012) starring Hugh Grant and Keith David,
• the new Van Halen with David Lee Roth song “Tattoo”,
• Hulk Hogan shaving his mustache,
• Chuck Norris joining The Expendables 2 (2012) cast,
• Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestling in an episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,
• Hasbro’s Transformers G1 toys (Masterpiece, Classics, etc.),
• Michael Bay’s 3D Transformers The Ride,
• Transformers Vault: The Complete Transformers Universe by Pablo Hidalgo,
• Star Trek Vault: 40 Years from the Archives by Scott Tipton,
• Star Wars Vault: Thirty Years of Treasures from the Lucasfilm Archives by Stephen Sansweet,
• Barnes & Noble selling used books,
• Moon 3-D and Mars 3-D books by Jim Bell,
• local psychos (Donnie T and his bag of wrestling figures and Donnie D and his bike without brakes),
• hiding from annoying kids during childhood,
• and Mio Water Enhancer.

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• Bill Murray sings “Star Wars,”
• lack of progress on Star Wars live action TV series,
• another incomplete George Lucas film: Red Tails (2012),
• Steven Spielberg will no longer modify his classic films,
• Kevin Smith’s new comic book collector reality show,
• get rich quick (nutty video game collector reality show),
• better late than never movie reviews: Resident Evil Afterlife (2010) starring Milla Jovovich and Inception (2010) starring Leonardo DiCaprio,
• new TNT series Falling Skies starring Noah Wyle,
• another bad remake: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011),
• Phil Hartman’s Soylent Green impression,
• floating swimming pools on the East River,
• getting a letter from After Dark Films,
• and celebrity deaths (Ryan Dunn and Clarence Clemons).

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• the Transformers: Prime computer animated series starring Peter Cullen and Frank Welker,
• Michael Bell in an episode of G.I. Joe: Renegades,
• Cobra’s battle cry,
• the upcoming video game Duke Nukem Forever,
• the ThunderCats computer animated movie trailer,
• Liam Neeson as the voice of Qui-Gon Jinn in the computer animated series Star Wars: The Clone Wars,
• the upcoming movie Terminator 5 starring Arnold Schwarzenegger,
• the biggest Lame Idiot of 2010 (BP),
• the 2011 Razzie Awards for bad movies,
• our review of Black Swan (2010) starring Natalie Portman,
• our review of The Dilemma (2011) starring Vince Vaughn and Kevin James,
• and the Emergency Broadcast System.

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Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

• the old show theme song (from episode 3),
• interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
• our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
• the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
• The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
• Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
• My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
• music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
• the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
• duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
• our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
• Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
• Max Wright (from episode 21),
• our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
• Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
• the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
• Tom Green (from episode 27),
• educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
• Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
• our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
• Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
• the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
• Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
• Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
• fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
• Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
• and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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• closing of the local Belleville, NJ, Pathmark,
• Led Zeppelin cover band Custard Pie (website),
• Robert Plant performing Led Zeppelin as country music (Band of Joy),
• Romanian Led Zeppelin cover band (Mike Godoroja & Blue Spirit) on YouTube,
• Jeff Bridges sings country songs,
• Jeff’s new album (Be Here Soon),
• Rob’s Comcast DVR upgrade,
• Google TV,
• the lack of true digital “VCR” recording devices,
• Star Wars films being released in 3D,
• how much more will George Lucas butcher the films?,
• how many more formats can he re-release them in the future?,
• Joaquin Phoenix’s fake mental breakdown film I’m Still Here (2010) bankrupting director Casey Affleck,
• Addams Family the musical (website),
• The Munsters remade as a serious drama,
• Patrick Stewart’s Broadway play A Life in the Theatre,
• Frank Welker roasting George Burns (video),
• celebrity deaths (Gloria Stuart, Tony Curtis, Stephen J. Cannell),
• rapid fire movie reviews of latest 2010 films (Going the Distance, Easy A, The Town, You Again),
• professing our love for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
• the Bumper Dumper,
• and Leonard Nimoy’s singing talents once again.

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In this episode:

• the Clapper,
• touch-sensitive lamps,
• plasma globes and crackle tubes,
• Dennis Haskins aging very quickly,
• Greg meeting Attack of the Show! host Olivia Munn,
• Olivia Munn’s book Suck It, Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,
• an annoying guy in the book signing line at Borders,
• Verizon FiOS finally available in Jersey City, NJ,
• Olivia Munn asking Greg about The Paunch Stevenson Show,
• The Good Earth and our 11th grade English teacher,
• how to spot an a-hole,
• Hostess fruit pies,
• Greg entering Olivia Munn’s video contest,
• UHF 2,
• an Eliza Dushku update,
• and the Star Wars TV show.

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• Nicolas Cage’s nine foot tall grave site,
• the Atari 2600 Harmony Cartridge,
• the Atari Puffer video exercise bike in 1982,
• the Atari Mindlink,
• You Don’t Know Jack (2010) starring Al Pacino,
• Jack Kevorkian,
• the 2001 game show You Don’t Know Jack,
• the upcoming live-action movie The Smurfs (2011) starring Jeff Foxworthy,
• the infuriating Kars4Kids commercial,
• and the Star Wars movies being released in HD on Blu-ray.

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In this episode:

• a roll call of our listeners,
• the New York Jets vs. the Indianapolis Colts,
• Jimmy the Greek,
• weird comments on our Steven Seagal Hall of Lame post,
• Steven Seagal vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme,
• Van Damme’s return to professional kickboxing,
• celebrity boxing (Dustin Diamond vs. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Rodman vs. Dennis Haskins),
• the Japanese believing Sony products break on purpose,
• pieces of the white Apple Macbook cracking off,
• Rob’s switch from the iPhone 3G to a free Pantech Reveal,
• a video of Pee-wee Herman using the Apple iPad,
• a fan dub of the G1 Transformers episode Scramble City,
• Alan Alda as the voice of Bumblebee,
• a Frank Welker fan site,
• Michael Bay’s belief that superheroes don’t wear masks,
• Dr. Phil as the voice of Optimus Prime,
• and George Lucas re-releasing the Star Wars movies in 3D.

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• Chris Elliott’s performance of “Rocket Man” on Late Night with David Letterman circa 1990,
• The Jay Leno Show on NBC,
• Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter,
• Norm Macdonald on Tom Green’s House Tonight singing We Didn’t Start The Fire,
• Rob’s comments being deleted from sugaryserials.com,
• our movie review of Alfred Hitchcock’s Rebecca (1940) starring Laurence Olivier,
• our movie review of Extract (2009) starring Jason Bateman,
• our teachers being struck by lightning,
• Whiteout (2009) starring Kate Beckinsale,
• listener Esteban from Please Save Me Robots/Roboplastic Apocalypse posting comments,
• the upcoming movie Hancock 2 (2012) starring Will Smith,
• the new Star Tours ride based on the Star Wars prequels,
• celebrity deaths (Ted Kennedy and Patrick Swayze),
• guys throwing monster truck tires down the street,
• the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm,
• the Seinfeld reunion,
• and a salesman getting stabbed by the sword he’s selling on the Shop at Home Network.

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• the new Cobra Commander toy,
• an in-depth discussion of the original G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero mini-series in episode 19 of the Saturday Supercast podcast,
• the evolution of Chris Latta’s Cobra Commander voice,
• Orson Welles’s Unicron voice from The Transformers: The Movie (movie speed vs. normal speed),
• Eric Idle’s incomprehensible Wreck-Gar voice,
• 1980s cartoon insults,
• cliched cartoon plots and video game themes,
• the decline of the Star Wars franchise,
• our review of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 with MotionPlus for the Nintendo Wii,
• and Famicom vs. NES video games.

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