In this episode:

• our giant movie review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) in 3D, starring Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,
• the ridiculous length of the movie,
• the end of the shaky camera fad,
• a list of movies and TV shows Michael Bay ripped off (The Transformers, Superman, The Watchmen, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and Jackie Chan’s Who Am I?),
• illogical Duracell battery pricing at Staples,
• our roll call of robots in the movie (Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Sentinal Prime, Starscream, Megatron, Shockwave, Soundwave, and dozens of unnamed robots),
• Sentinal Prime’s face modeled after Sean Connery,
• Bay’s horrendous computer animated version of John F. Kennedy,
• Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) constantly screaming and crying,
• Bay’s terrible Barack Obama impersonator,
• Sam spending an hour going on job interviews,
• Leonard Nimoy as the voice of Sentinal Prime and Galvatron,
• various plot holes,
• Optimus Prime actually wondering where his trailer went in the movie,
• robots who were killed in the movie (the unnamed Scottish Autobot, Ironhide, Megatron, Starscream, the unnamed Decepticon bird, etc.),
• our welcoming of the inevitable Transformers movie reboot,
• Transformers spitting,
• Michael Bay turning Optimus Prime into a ruthless murderer,
• Peter Cullen and Frank Welker’s voice acting,
• Shia LaBeouf’s recent acting career (Eagle Eye and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps),
• Bay’s constant use of slow motion,
• billions of dollars worth of damage in action movies with no consequences,
• hacking into objects,
• Bay’s ignorance of science,
• the lack of rules and continuity in Bay’s Transformers movies,
• What Ever Happened To? (Bugle Boy jeans, Z. Cavaricci genie pants, Zubaz, IOU sweatshirts, B.U.M. Equipment, etc.),
• Roseanne Barr’s reality show Roseanne’s Nuts on Lifetime,
• a Transformers: Dark of the Moon cameo by Scott Krinsky from Chuck,
• Bay’s completely wasted use of 3D,
• fans feeling obligated to watch bad movies,
• Glynn Turman appearing in Super 8 (2011) and Gremlins (1984),
• Sean Connery’s brother Neil Connery starring in bad movies: OK Connery (1967) and The Body Stealers (1969),
• celebrity deaths (Peter Falk and Sherwood Schwartz),
• Paul Reiser and The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 2,
• and a new stupid style (extremely short cutoff shorts with dangling pockets).

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In this episode:

• the iPhone 4 on Verizon,
• a stupid style (sweater parties),
• a Five Guys correction,
• The Ron and Fez Show stealing our “This Man Is not Dead” bit,
• Australian comedian James Smith talking about seppos,
• making posters in elementary school for S.E.P.P.O. disabled competitive sporting events,
• Robopocalypse vs. the Roboplastic Podcastalypse,
• counterfeit versions of The Paunch Stevenson Show,
• old toy robots we’ve never heard of (Lords of Light, Micronauts, Interchangeables, Starriors, and Robo Force),
• Greg and Rob randomly seeing each other on the bus to NYC,
• the Paunch luck (Greg getting ripped off at a Chinese buffet in Manhattan),
• celebrity deaths (Gerry Rafferty, Captain Beefheart, Blake Edwards, and Bob Feller),
• our movie review of The Other Guys (2010) staring Will Ferrell,
• Michael J. Fox’s outtakes from The Frighteners (1996),
• AVGN James Rolfe’s interview with Marty McFly voice actor AJ LoCascio,
• Michael Gambon on British TV show Top Gear telling a crazy story about Christian Slater,
• Michael Caine on British TV show Parkinson doing an impersonation of himself and Sean Connery,
• and George Martin’s horrible 1998 album In My Life featuring Robin Williams, Bobby McFerrin, Jim Carrey, Sean Connery, and Billy Connolly.

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In this episode:

• Above the Law (1988) starring Steven Seagal and Pam Grier,
• Steven Seagal’s claims that false FBI allegations ruined his career,
• another stupid style (suits with shorts),
• the Angry Video Game Nerd on The Opie and Anthony Show,
• the animal hunting computer game fad (Deer Hunter, Cabela’s Big Game Hunter, Cow Hunter, etc.),
• Microsoft spending $1 billion on Xbox 360 repairs,
• broken Sony PlayStation consoles,
• listener comments from Dennis in NC,
• and our movie review of The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) starring Steve Wiebe and Billy Mitchell.

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In this episode:

• disgusting Halloween candy (candy corn, Mary Jane, etc.),
• trick-or-treating,
• people decorating for holidays too early,
• Lord Greylock,
• Help Me Help You starring Ted Danson,
• the current Volkswagen Jetta commercials,
• pizza commercials,
• trans-fatty acids,
• stupid styles (excessive tattoos and piercings),
• the upcoming documentary film That Asian Thing by Jonald Reyes (www.thatasianthing.com),
• a get-rich-quick scheme (celebrity decoys),
• Christian Slater,
• unrealistic action shows (The A-Team, G.I. Joe, The Dukes of Hazzard, etc.),
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Electric Company theme song).

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In this episode:

• Target and Wal-Mart not selling UMD movies for the Sony PSP anymore,
• Sony’s exploding laptop batteries,
• the 1-900 number fad,
• a $14,000 telephone,
• voice mail common sense,
• the recent bagged spinach E. coli outbreak,
• “Popeye Rap (I Yam what I Yam)” by DJ Boris Yeltsin,
• Robin Williams vs. Dave Coulier,
• another stupid style (golden sneakers),
• LA Gear,
• Broadband in Gas (BiG),
• and a get-rich-quick scheme.

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In this episode:

• The Kid from Brooklyn video podcast starring Michael Caracciolo (www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com),
• Pink Floyd’s “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” performed by the fake William Shatner,
• stupid styles (beach clogs at work and sports jerseys as dress shirts),
• Greg being incorrect about a tornado in Belleville, NJ,
• and Curt Kirkwood and Elmo Kirkwood performing “Plateau” and “Oh, Me” at Mercury Lounge in NYC on July 20, 2006 (www.curtkirkwood.com, currently offline).

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In this episode:

• the new Nike+iPod sneakers,
• stupid styles (big shoes and young white guys with afros),
• Chris Tucker’s ridiculous Rush Hour 3 salary,
• Family Matters,
• Tom Green’s new show vs. Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher,
• Definitely Maybe by Oasis being voted the best album of all time on NME.com (www.nme.com),
• the upcoming release of the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD,
• Star Wars Jedi Arena on the Atari 2600 by Parker Brothers
• Star Wars Louie Anderson Special Edition,
• Thumb Wars (1999),
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Sanford and Son theme song).

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In this episode:

• a defect that causes self-heating Wolfgang Puck gourmet latte cans to explode,
• a get-rich-quick scheme (Doc Brown’s plutonium-heated coffee),
• the upcoming Nintendo Wii,
• old British street vendor in NYC Joe Ades selling peelers,
• stupid styles (small women’s shoes and men wearing flip-flops without cutting their toenails),
• bags of vomit being dumped throughout Mount Pleasant, IA,
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes commercial),
• and local psychos from Dennis in NC (Willowbrook Mall customers).

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In this episode:

• another stupid style (half tucked-in shirts),
• Politically Incorrect with the fake Bill Maher,
• Aubrey de Grey’s Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence and living to be 1,000 years old (www.sens.org),
• Curtis Gokey’s lawsuit against himself (featuring The Paunch Stevenson Show reporter),
• Greg’s disappointment over Eliza Dushku leaving the play Dog Sees God,
• misinformation on internet message boards,
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod theme song),
• and chewing four different animals simultaneously at McDonald’s.

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In this episode:

• Arnold Schwarzenegger’s motorcycle accident,
• the song “Thirteen,”
• Friday the 13th,
• message board posts (Joe in NJ, Madu, and Sepper in Spain),
• a listener stupid style from Joe in NJ,
• the NJ Transit bus accident in Nutley, NJ,
• a local psycho (the crazy Greylock Parkway statue guy),
• the rickety old typewriter at FedEx Kinko’s in Manhattan,
• three new Michael Jackson lawsuits,
• and a Publisher’s Clearing House update.

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