Celebrating 5 Years of the Paunch Stevenson Show (Part I)!

In this episode:

• the old show theme song (from episode 3),
• interviewing the fake Christopher Walken (from episode 3),
• our skit about a doctor mixing lab results up (from episode 4),
• the fake Sean Connery (from episode 5),
• The Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics (from episode 7),
• Ted Danson in black face (from episode 9),
• My Chemical Romance and the singing Hobo (from episode 10),
• music from The Doors causing pain (from episode 12),
• the song “Thirteen” by Rob (from episode 13),
• duped into seeing the lousy IMAX movie Roving Mars (from episode 15),
• our hometown Belleville, NJ trivia (from episode 15),
• Paunch in Time (retreat of George Washington) (from episode 18),
• Max Wright (from episode 21),
• our 7th grade geography bee (from episode 22),
• Greg’s quest to meet the “Dush” Eliza Dushku (from episode 24),
• the Old Jingle of the Episode (Bod) (from episode 24),
• Tom Green (from episode 27),
• educational comedic film Grizzly Man (from episode 31),
• Star Wars: Louie Anderson Special Edition (from episode 34),
• our version of Sanford and Son (from episode 34),
• Jaleel White’s rumored death (from episode 36),
• the fake William Shatner sings “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” (from episode 38),
• Nicolas Cage or Dr. Phil as Superman? (from episode 39),
• Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee (from episode 43),
• fake Steven Seagal sequel Under Siege 3: Space Station (from episode 61),
• Jon Voight’s zany accents and pronunciations (from episode 76),
• and our Larry David and Jeff Garlin impersonations (from episode 91).

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In this episode:

• our review of The Simpsons Movie (2007),
• bad animation in early episodes of The Simpsons,
• getting in trouble for wearing Simpsons T-shirts to school in 1989 and 1990,
• the shift in main character from Bart to Homer,
• TV shows Rob wants on DVD (Family Matters, Charles in Charge season 2, and Get a Life),
• the Paunch bad luck (Frank Welker and Harry Shearer),
• British humor,
• the upcoming movie Mr. Bean’s Holiday (2007) starring Rowan Atkinson,
• Jason Lee as the voice of Underdog,
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (“Talking Softball” by Terry Cashman, from “Homer at the Bat”),
• Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron’s career home run record of 755,
• celebrity deaths (Tom Snyder and Bill Walsh, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com),
• gigantic wooden console TVs,
• Suburban Cablevision’s wooden remote control in the 1980s (Jerrold box),
• and Joe Montana.

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In this episode:

• our Spider-Man 3 (2007) movie review with Adam in SC,
• Topher Grace as Venom,
• Stan Lee,
• this summer’s blockbuster movies,
• The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for Nintendo Wii,
• car alarms,
• Lloyd Scott’s participation in the 2007 London Marathon dressed as Indiana Jones,
• a free online Flash video converter (www.vixy.net),
• meeting Elijah Wood on a subway platform in NYC,
• Michael Moore directing the upcoming movie The Hobbit (2009),
• “To Serve Man” (The Twilight Zone, 1962),
• The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) starring Leslie Nielsen and O.J. Simpson,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Dr Pepper commercial).

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In this episode:

• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Filmation’s Ghostbusters theme song),
• the Ghostbusters DVD boxed set,
• Lou Scheimer,
• Rankin/Bass Productions,
• Podlinez (www.podlinez.com),
• “Melmac Girls” by Alf (1988 Burger King cardboard record),
• “McDonald’s Menu Song” (1988 McDonald’s flexi disc),
• strange cartoon show plots (The Transformers, G.I. Joe, etc.),
• Rip Torn’s drunk driving arrest in NY,
• Dr. Phil and Bumfights producer Ty Beeson (Video Link),
• and the judge TV show fad.

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In this episode:

• our interview with filmmaker Scott C. Clements in Toronto,
• his movie serial The Scarlet Avenger (www.youtube.com/sclements75),
• Apple Final Cut Pro,
• Sam Raimi,
• special effects on a limited budget,
• masked villains,
• Spy Smasher (1942) by Republic Pictures,
• Cinemaware’s 1988 video game Rocket Ranger,
• George Lucas and the upcoming Indiana Jones movie,
• Silent Hill (2006) starring Radha Mitchell,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! closing theme “Do the Mario”).

More links about Scott C. Clements and The Scarlet Avenger:

the blog of filmmaker Scott C. Clements

The Scarlet Avenger part 1 of 3 (4 min. 58 sec.)

The Scarlet Avenger part 2 of 3 (6 min. 49 sec.)

The Scarlet Avenger part 3 of 3 (9 min. 42 sec.)

The Scarlet Avenger on the iTunes store

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In this episode:

• disgusting Halloween candy (candy corn, Mary Jane, etc.),
• trick-or-treating,
• people decorating for holidays too early,
• Lord Greylock,
• Help Me Help You starring Ted Danson,
• the current Volkswagen Jetta commercials,
• pizza commercials,
• trans-fatty acids,
• stupid styles (excessive tattoos and piercings),
• the upcoming documentary film That Asian Thing by Jonald Reyes (www.thatasianthing.com),
• a get-rich-quick scheme (celebrity decoys),
• Christian Slater,
• unrealistic action shows (The A-Team, G.I. Joe, The Dukes of Hazzard, etc.),
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Electric Company theme song).

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The best of The Paunch Stevenson Show!

In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (from episode 37),
• Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison, from episode 20),
• the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD (from episode 34),
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Tootsie Roll commercial, from episode 21),
• My Million Dollar Year (www.mymilliondollaryear.net, from episode 27),
• Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War, from episode 18),
• Jaleel White’s rumored suicide (from episode 36),
• and Dr. Phil (from episode 33).

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In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Christopher Columbus),
• Barry Manilow and Bing Crosby music used in Australia to combat loud cars,
• a Ukrainian man killed by a lioness at a Kiev zoo,
• Professor Sir John Pendry’s invisibility cloak,
• a Florida man drowning while trying to save a toy boat,
• celebrity deaths (Billy Preston),
• Billy Connolly,
• Chris Latta as the original voice of Moe and Mr. Burns on The Simpsons,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Great Space Coaster theme song).

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In this episode:

• the new Nike+iPod sneakers,
• stupid styles (big shoes and young white guys with afros),
• Chris Tucker’s ridiculous Rush Hour 3 salary,
• Family Matters,
• Tom Green’s new show vs. Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher,
• Definitely Maybe by Oasis being voted the best album of all time on NME.com (www.nme.com),
• the upcoming release of the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD,
• Star Wars Jedi Arena on the Atari 2600 by Parker Brothers
• Star Wars Louie Anderson Special Edition,
• Thumb Wars (1999),
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Sanford and Son theme song).

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In this episode:

• Dr. Phil,
• The Morton Downey Jr. Show,
• the Atkins Diet fad,
• Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher,
• a Paul Reiser update,
• a Sonya Thomas update,
• the 96 oz. Colossal Cheeseburger Challenge Champion Kate Stelnick,
• the upcoming Die Hard 4: Die Hardest,
• the Smart Mug electric cup,
• a get-rich-quick scheme (hot beverages),
• Michael Jackson on Robot Chicken,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (“We’re not Candy!” PSA, a public service announcement by the Poison Control Center, quality varies).

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