In this episode:

• disgusting Halloween candy (candy corn, Mary Jane, etc.),
• trick-or-treating,
• people decorating for holidays too early,
• Lord Greylock,
• Help Me Help You starring Ted Danson,
• the current Volkswagen Jetta commercials,
• pizza commercials,
• trans-fatty acids,
• stupid styles (excessive tattoos and piercings),
• the upcoming documentary film That Asian Thing by Jonald Reyes (www.thatasianthing.com),
• a get-rich-quick scheme (celebrity decoys),
• Christian Slater,
• unrealistic action shows (The A-Team, G.I. Joe, The Dukes of Hazzard, etc.),
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Electric Company theme song).

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The best of The Paunch Stevenson Show!

In this episode:

• another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (from episode 37),
• Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison, from episode 20),
• the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD (from episode 34),
• The Old Jingle of the Episode (Tootsie Roll commercial, from episode 21),
• My Million Dollar Year (www.mymilliondollaryear.net, from episode 27),
• Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War, from episode 18),
• Jaleel White’s rumored suicide (from episode 36),
• and Dr. Phil (from episode 33).

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In this episode:

• Paunch in Time (Christopher Columbus),
• Barry Manilow and Bing Crosby music used in Australia to combat loud cars,
• a Ukrainian man killed by a lioness at a Kiev zoo,
• Professor Sir John Pendry’s invisibility cloak,
• a Florida man drowning while trying to save a toy boat,
• celebrity deaths (Billy Preston),
• Billy Connolly,
• Chris Latta as the original voice of Moe and Mr. Burns on The Simpsons,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (The Great Space Coaster theme song).

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In this episode:

• the new Nike+iPod sneakers,
• stupid styles (big shoes and young white guys with afros),
• Chris Tucker’s ridiculous Rush Hour 3 salary,
• Family Matters,
• Tom Green’s new show vs. Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher,
• Definitely Maybe by Oasis being voted the best album of all time on NME.com (www.nme.com),
• the upcoming release of the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD,
• Star Wars Jedi Arena on the Atari 2600 by Parker Brothers
• Star Wars Louie Anderson Special Edition,
• Thumb Wars (1999),
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (Sanford and Son theme song).

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In this episode:

• Dr. Phil,
• The Morton Downey Jr. Show,
• the Atkins Diet fad,
• Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher,
• a Paul Reiser update,
• a Sonya Thomas update,
• the 96 oz. Colossal Cheeseburger Challenge Champion Kate Stelnick,
• the upcoming Die Hard 4: Die Hardest,
• the Smart Mug electric cup,
• a get-rich-quick scheme (hot beverages),
• Michael Jackson on Robot Chicken,
• and The Old Jingle of the Episode (“We’re not Candy!” PSA, a public service announcement by the Poison Control Center, quality varies).

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