Chuck Norris – The Paunch Stevenson Show

Episode 247

In this episode:

The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story (2014) to air on Lifetime Network,
Dennis Haskins,
Blu-ray releases coming for Pee-Wee’s Playhouse and 1960’s Batman series, per Caseen Gaines,
Rob-view for To Have and To Hold (2006), starring Justine Bateman,
Review of Only the Lonely (1991), starring John Candy and Ally Sheedy,
our critique of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013), starring Steve Carell and Jim Carrey,
another stinker Dealin’ with Idiots (2014), starring Jeff Garlin,
the cringeworthy The Brady Bunch in the White House (2002), starring Gary Cole and Shelley Long,
the woefully outdated Reality Bites (1994), starring Ben Stiller, Ethan Hawke, and Winona Ryder,
celebrity deaths (Tommy Ramone, Johnny Winter),
Tom Wilson’s “Sci-Fi Convention Song” (video),
Chuck Norris action jeans,
Dukes of Hazzard Auto Trader commercial (video) (behind the scenes),
The Counter, a bar/restaurant serving customized burgers,
bootleg DVD’s on the street,
Michael Bay just can’t help himself,
upcoming film Jem and the Holograms (2015),
a They Live reunion at Monster Mania Convention?,
and new car talk.

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our review of The Expendables 2 (2012) starring Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
lots of guns and people getting shot,
even more blood and gore,
Dolph Lundgren’s chemical engineering degree coming in handy,
Chuck Norris facts,
Van Damme’s accent,
the high number of Indiana Jones references,
“classic” combat,
our ideas for the next sequel,
the trailer for Seven Psychopaths (2012) ripping off David Spade’s Lost and Found (1999),
a 100-year-old locked safe in Rob’s basement,
world champion safe cracker Jeff Sitar,
opening the safe on the air in a future episode,
Nintendo Power magazine ceasing publication (1988-2012),
Rob’s attempt to sell a huge crate of old issues,
being duped into buying bad video games by Nintendo Power previews and reviews,
Robs dog eating cat vomit,
celebrity deaths (William Windom, Tony Scott, Neil Armstrong, Phyllis Diller, and Michael Clarke Duncan),
Jesse Ventura’s “poisoned bottle water” conspiracy,
the origin of the expression “the whole nine yards”,
Greg meeting John Schneider of Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville,
problems getting a good picture with him,
deciding what items to get signed,
Greg’s home-made Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake from 1982,
and Wezzer’s rendition of the Dukes of Hazzard theme song.

1982 – Greg’s Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake.

2012 – Greg with John Schneider, imitating the DVD cover.

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Star Wars movies being re-released in theaters in 3D starting with The Phantom Menace,
Rob’s Star Wars knowledge derived only from video games,
Darth Vader and Jedi hamburgers in France (link),
What Ever Happened to? (Hayden Christensen),
Shattered Glass (2003) starring Hayden Christensen,
cross dressing Larry a.k.a. Lana Wachowski,
upcoming box office bomb Cloud Atlas (2012) starring Hugh Grant and Keith David,
the new Van Halen with David Lee Roth song “Tattoo”,
Hulk Hogan shaving his mustache,
Chuck Norris joining The Expendables 2 (2012) cast,
Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestling in an episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,
Hasbro’s Transformers G1 toys (Masterpiece, Classics, etc.),
Michael Bay’s 3D Transformers The Ride,
Transformers Vault: The Complete Transformers Universe by Pablo Hidalgo,
Star Trek Vault: 40 Years from the Archives by Scott Tipton,
Star Wars Vault: Thirty Years of Treasures from the Lucasfilm Archives by Stephen Sansweet,
Barnes & Noble selling used books,
Moon 3-D and Mars 3-D books by Jim Bell,
local psychos (Donnie T and his bag of wrestling figures and Donnie D and his bike without brakes),
hiding from annoying kids during childhood,
and Mio Water Enhancer.

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special guest Dennis in CA,
the upcoming movie Toy Story 3 (2010),
the most recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO,
Republicans and evolution,
Jesus and tall tales,
watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) at Sunshine Cinema in NYC (picture)
various James Bond actors,
Sean Connery,
Dennis’s review of Watchmen (2009),
the superhero movie fad,
Superman,
Paul McCartney and The Fireman,
MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice (concert promo pic),
old stupid styles (Z. Cavaricci, I.O.U., Hypercolor, and sweatpants with the legs pulled up),
the upcoming movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009),
the upcoming movie Thor (2011),
Will Smith as Captain America,
Jake “The Snake” Roberts trapping The Ultimate Warrior in a room full of snakes,
the Metal Gear series of video games,
The Fountain (2006) starring Hugh Jackman,
The Prestige (2006) starring Christian Bale,
and Dennis’s encounter with George Lucas at the Game Developers Conference in 2008.

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a celebrity death (Paul Newman, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com),
Westerns,
Jack Tramiel,
Spaceballs: The Animated Series on G4,
Comcast’s video web site Fancast (www.fancast.com),
Jason Priestly on the new 90210,
MacGyver,
Sam Donaldson vs. Sam the Eagle,
listeners Paul and Juan in Missouri,
a listener’s podcast (www.sparetimeradio.com by Wayne),
Tom Brokaw’s voice,
John McCain’s robotic arms,
Chuck Norris,
the upcoming movie Indiana Jones 5,
WILDsound FALL Feature Screenplay Contest finalist Scott C. Clements (scarletavenger.blogspot.com),
Charles in Charge season 2 on DVD,
Who Made the Potatoe Salad? (2006) starring Jaleel White,
and The Wonder Years and Saturday Supercade never being released on DVD.

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