Episode 76: Monday, July 9, 2007

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 076

The Paunch Stevenson Show super mega movie review of Transformers!

In this episode:

  • our Transformers (2007) movie review with Adam in SC,
  • the Transformers’ lack of dialogue and personality,
  • shaky camera work during battles,
  • lengthy transformations,
  • Hugo Weaving’s lame Megatron voice,
  • Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime,
  • Darius McCrary as the voice of Jazz,
  • the Allspark cube,
  • eBay,
  • the World Wide Web and Al Gore,
  • Jon Voight’s pronunciation of “robot,”
  • a list of movies that Transformers (2007) ripped off (They Live, Small Soldiers, Superman, AVP: Alien vs. Predator, Independence Day, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, etc.),
  • the lack of machines in the 1930s,
  • Kremzeek,
  • the lack of the Transformers’ backstory,
  • the trailer for the upcoming untitled J.J. Abrams movie (2008),
  • season two of Who Wants to Be a Superhero? starring Stan Lee,
  • our movie review of Live Free or Die Hard (2007) starring Bruce Willis and Justin Long,
  • Herbie the Love Bug,
  • the Transformers peeing and playing hide and seek,
  • impressive fan CGI,
  • and a line from The Transformers: The Movie (1986).

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Episode 60: Monday, February 19, 2007

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 060

In this episode:

  • eBay.com banning the sale of video game characters and virtual items,
  • foreign video game slaves,
  • Osama bin Laden’s attraction to Whitney Houston,
  • Sony’s staged PlayStation 3 attacks,
  • Morgan Conatser’s attempt to steal a guitar in his pants,
  • a prank involving motor oil in Bradley McManomy’s peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
  • Casino Royale (2006) starring Daniel Craig and Eva Green,
  • the original Casino Royale (1967) starring Peter Sellers and Woody Allen,
  • TV Land’s 100 greatest TV quotes and catchphrases,
  • Family Feud,
  • and getting guests on the show.

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Episode 42: Monday, August 21, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 042

In this episode:

  • the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com),
  • overpriced old Nintendo games on eBay.com,
  • Dr. Phil,
  • ThePhoenix.com’s list of the 100 unsexiest men in the world (www.thephoenix.com),
  • a Kevin Federline update,
  • Quackwatch (www.quackwatch.org),
  • Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime in the upcoming movie Transformers (2007),
  • free AOL,
  • The A-Team,
  • a get-rich-quick scheme (a for-profit fire department),
  • “Weird Al” Yankovic’s upcoming album Straight Outta Lynwood (www.weirdal.com),
  • and the controversy regarding “You’re Pitiful.”

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Episode 19: Monday, March 6, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 019

In this episode:

  • Michael Jackson’s white glove being auctioned on eBay.com,
  • a U.S. Army Ohio National Guard firefighter named Optimus Prime,
  • the Transformers,
  • GoBots: War of the Rock Lords (1986) starring Roddy McDowall and Telly Savalas,
  • theme songs,
  • celebrity deaths (Johnny Jackson of The Jackson 5, Don Knotts, and Darren McGavin),
  • What Ever Happened To? (the funny Adam Sandler),
  • Roger Moore,
  • old fanfold dot matrix printer paper,
  • a soda-free diet,
  • and chewed gum inside a grilled cheese sandwich.

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