Jean-Claude Van Damme – The Paunch Stevenson Show

Episode 294

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TFCon, Reston, VA Photos

Panel featuring Neil Ross and Jack Angel @ TFCon

RetroCon, Oaks, PA Photos

RetroCon The A-Team Panel with Dirk Benedict and Dwight Schultz

RetroCon Voice Actor Panel with Rob Paulsen and Arthur Burghardt

Chiller Theatre, Parsippany, NJ Photos

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NBC’s live performance of Peter Pan starring Christopher Walken,
Bill Cosby allegations,
Dustin Diamond stabs a guy in a bar,
Van Damme remaking Kickboxer (2015),
Paul McCartney’s music in the new video game Destiny,
Zooey Deschanel and Dennis Haskins,
the Dark Escape 4D arcade video game experience by Namco,
celebrity deaths (Normal Bridwell, Elizabeth Pena, Joe Cocker),
Clifford (1994) starring Martin Short and Charles Grodin,
“The Father of Video Games” Ralph H. Baer,
Tom Wopat and John Schneider performing Christmas songs from their new album Home for Christmas,
the Christmas Ice Caverns in Fairfield, NJ,
Sony Playstation 4 anniversary edition fiasco,
Sony Pictures hacked by North Korea?,
review of Interstellar (2014) starring Matthew McConaughey and Michael Caine,
Randy Quaid somehow appearing in ID4 Part II (2015),
What Ever Happened To? (Skeet Ulrich),
Xmas Rob-view of Prancer (1989) starring Sam Elliott and Abe Vigoda,
Xmas Rob-view of Finding Mrs. Claus (2012) starring Mira Sorvino and Will Sasso,
Xmas Rob-view of Merry In-Laws (2012) starring Shelly Long and George Wendt,
Jimmy Kimmel vs. John Krasinski Christmas pranks (video),
and the Lame Idiot of 2014 (including a nomination by listener Spaceman David).

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Meeting Bob Saget at his Dirty Daddy book signing at Bookends, Ridgewood, NJ on April 7, 2014:

Pictures and video from the Lake Street Dive performance at The Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY on March 31, 2014:
Lake Street Dive performance at The Bowery Ballroom, NYC 3/31/14

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our review of The Expendables 2 (2012) starring Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
lots of guns and people getting shot,
even more blood and gore,
Dolph Lundgren’s chemical engineering degree coming in handy,
Chuck Norris facts,
Van Damme’s accent,
the high number of Indiana Jones references,
“classic” combat,
our ideas for the next sequel,
the trailer for Seven Psychopaths (2012) ripping off David Spade’s Lost and Found (1999),
a 100-year-old locked safe in Rob’s basement,
world champion safe cracker Jeff Sitar,
opening the safe on the air in a future episode,
Nintendo Power magazine ceasing publication (1988-2012),
Rob’s attempt to sell a huge crate of old issues,
being duped into buying bad video games by Nintendo Power previews and reviews,
Robs dog eating cat vomit,
celebrity deaths (William Windom, Tony Scott, Neil Armstrong, Phyllis Diller, and Michael Clarke Duncan),
Jesse Ventura’s “poisoned bottle water” conspiracy,
the origin of the expression “the whole nine yards”,
Greg meeting John Schneider of Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville,
problems getting a good picture with him,
deciding what items to get signed,
Greg’s home-made Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake from 1982,
and Wezzer’s rendition of the Dukes of Hazzard theme song.

1982 – Greg’s Dukes of Hazzard birthday cake.

2012 – Greg with John Schneider, imitating the DVD cover.

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celebrity deaths (Ray Bradbury, Richard Dawson),
Paunch Stevenson Family Feud, starring Richard Dawson,
Old has been celebs, featuring Lou Ferrigno, Stan Lee, Sean Connery, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Louie Anderson,
Old cartoon characters, featuring Megatron, Starscream, Peter Griffin, ALF, and Lion-O,
the Dueling Dr. Phils return to sing “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga, “California Gurls” by Katy Perry, “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele, and “Starships” by Nicki Minaj,
TV commericals interrupting other commercials,
What Ever Happened To? (Jake Steinfeld, a.k.a. Big Brother Jake, a.k.a. Body by Jake),
our nicknames for middle school janitors,
the Pramp-Pramp Posse (P.P.P.),
canceled television shows coming back years later and viewers not caring,
Futurama, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?,
Apple stealing Rob’s idea for the iPad from 1988,
What Ever Happened To? (Vin Diesel and Shia LeBouf),
Phil Collins- the world’s largest Civil War memorabilia collector,
recalling David Duchovny in Zoolander (2001),
the dumb “two cups and a string” telephone science experiment,
Namco’s Flamin’ Finger arcade game is a scam,
and the old jingle of the episode, “Garden of Your Mind” by Mister Rogers.

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