Episode 22: Monday, March 27, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 022

In this episode:

  • an odd voice mail message on Rob’s mobile phone,
  • Isaac Hayes quitting South Park,
  • a Kevin Federline update,
  • the definition of “PopoZao,”
  • Richard Simmons’s hair,
  • the 1,000 pound man Michael Hebranko,
  • The Old Jingle of the Episode (Toys “R” Us commercial),
  • Kids “R” Us,
  • Jerry Lewis’s 80th birthday,
  • Rob getting credit in the Belleville Times for Greg’s middle school geography bee victory,
  • and My Chemical Romance exaggerating in interviews.

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Episode 20: Monday, March 13, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 020

In this episode:

  • Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison),
  • the comic strip Conehenge: The Story of a Jersey Schlub by Richard Telofski (www.conehenge.com),
  • the Rocket Racing League (www.rocketracingleague.com),
  • Snazzy Nazz,
  • a worthless gym teacher,
  • demolition soccer,
  • and misbehaving in the elementary school library (knocking over bookcases, faking epileptic seizures, mocking filmstrips, etc.).

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Episode 18: Monday, February 27, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 018

In this episode:

  • Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War),
  • George Washington’s retreat through Belleville, NJ,
  • cherry blossoms,
  • insane elementary school memories (razzmatazz, the fake stock market war, the paper war, caged dodgeball, the big splash, the lead apple, and Mr. F’s aerodynamic baseball bat),
  • incorrectly scored standardized tests,
  • the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS),
  • the Early Warning Test (EWT),
  • the High School Proficiency Test (HSPT),
  • and the listener annoying word of the episode by GT in Brooklyn.

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Episode 16: Monday, February 13, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 016

In this episode:

  • PoopReport (www.poopreport.com),
  • “Witness Protection Program” by DJ Boris Yeltsin,
  • Dance Dance Revolution being used in West Virginia schools to combat childhood obesity,
  • World Class Track Meet and the Power Pad for the Nintendo Entertainment System,
  • two-base kickball,
  • silent ball,
  • a get-rich-quick scheme (capture Osama bin Laden),
  • Hamas,
  • jigsaw puzzles,
  • our psychotic seventh grade science teacher,
  • wine and beer being served at Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre,
  • and Weird Paul Petroskey (www.weirdpaulmusic.com).

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Episode 11: Monday, January 9, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 011

In this episode:

  • Rob experiencing the Paunch bad luck on an airplane,
  • the Rutgers Scarlet Knights in the Insight Bowl,
  • a listener get-rich-quick scheme from Eric in NJ,
  • New Year’s Eve in Times Square,
  • a Kevin Federline update (www.kevinfederline.com),
  • “PopoZao,”
  • local psychos (the towel-neck guy, the Jamaican bike riding guy, and the fake Amish guy),
  • the Amish chant,
  • Richard Simmons and his strange dolls (www.richardsimmons.com),
  • a substitute janitor,
  • and the annoying word of the episode.

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