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Episode 68: Monday, April 30, 2007

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 068

In this episode:

  • another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (tension),
  • the Lame Idiot of 2006 (Tom Cruise),
  • Katie Holmes,
  • the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight (2008) starring Christian Bale,
  • Louie Anderson as the Penguin,
  • Louie Anderson on The Weakest Link,
  • Dr. Phil dancing on American Idol,
  • the game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?,
  • Dr. Phil controversies,
  • celebrities trying to play professional sports (Elisabeth Shue, Andrew Shue, Garth Brooks, etc.),
  • Voltron sneakers (submitted by Dennis in NC),
  • an Eliza Dushku update,
  • and Rookie of the Year (1993) starring Thomas Ian Nicholas and Gary Busey.

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Tom Cruise The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of The Year Award

Tom Cruise is the winner of The Paunch Stevenson Show Lame Idiot of 2006 Award.

In an April 2006 interview with GQ conducted while his wife Katie Holmes was pregnant, Tom Cruise said, “I’m going to eat the placenta.” Four months later, Paramount ended its 14 year relationship with Cruise’s production company. We’re not surprised.

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Episode 55: Monday, December 11, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 055

In this episode:

  • professional video gamers and Major League Gaming (www.mlgpro.com),
  • Burger King video games for Microsoft Xbox,
  • Sony PlayStation 3 launch day scams,
  • Nintendo Wii bundles,
  • bleem!,
  • the hypocrisy of Apple fanatics installing Microsoft Windows on their new Macintosh computers,
  • elevator common sense,
  • the Power Glove by Mattel and other useless gimmick toys,
  • Tyco slot cars,
  • and Tom Cruise’s auto racing career.

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Episode 51: Monday, November 6, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 051

In this episode:

  • Election Day in the U.S.,
  • a voice mail message from Joe Piscopo,
  • Carrot Top,
  • annoying car horns and alarms,
  • the Casino Royale (2006) trailer,
  • difficult Atari 2600 video games (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Riddle of the Sphinx, etc.),
  • the Atari 7800,
  • cartridges vs. CDs,
  • Larry King interviewing a George W. Bush impersonator,
  • Tom Cruise as the head of United Artists,
  • Heaven’s Gate (1980) starring Kris Kristofferson and Jeff Bridges,
  • movie rolls that actors have turned down (www.notstarring.com),
  • Christopher Walken as Han Solo,
  • and Puff Daddy as James Bond 007.

Happy birthday to Adam in SC!

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Episode 50: Monday, October 30, 2006

The Paunch Stevenson Show episode 050

The Paunch Stevenson Show 50th episode and one year anniversary special, recorded live with an audience!

In this episode:

  • George W. Bush and outer space weapons,
  • Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban,
  • What Ever Happened To? (Lenny Kravitz),
  • the upcoming movie Star Trek XI (2008) featuring Tom Cruise (www.trekweb.com),
  • the new album by Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs (Under the Covers Vol. 1),
  • sports team logos on coffins (www.eternalimage.net),
  • Don Francis’s stolen tricycle,
  • children’s body odor,
  • the Eighth Wonder of the World,
  • the 1969 Moon landing,
  • S.E.P.P.O.,
  • and, of course, Michael Jackson.

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